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[uran]

Putting this +18 just in case

Did you know male tortoises love to try to reproduce. With basically anything they can climb onto. But one universal favorite tortoise slut are Rocks.......
My tortoise does it with his rock at least once a day .
And they think they are in relationship with the rock apparently.
Why do i claim that?
Well...... once my mom did the grave error of washing his rock. He got depressed for 2days and barely ate until he decided that the ''new'' rock is indeed fuckable. That was 10years ago and the rock has never been washed since to save him from mourning.

Now i want to ask you- which type of rock looks most mateable to you if you were a male tortoise?

My answer is definetly lapis lazuli

 

[athenaaa]

I’m surprised this is even a thing but how dare she clean the rock?

 

[uran]

I’m surprised this is even a thing but how dare she clean the rock?

Moms are just build different when they are doing the spring cleaning

 

[athenaaa]

Moms are just build different when they are doing the spring cleaning

For real it’s gotta be a universal thing cause my mom does it too

 

[seungfloral]

Putting this +18 just in case

Did you know male tortoises love to try to reproduce. With basically anything they can climb onto. But one universal favorite tortoise slut are Rocks.......
My tortoise does it with his rock at least once a day .
And they think they are in relationship with the rock apparently.
Why do i claim that?
Well...... once my mom did the grave error of washing his rock. He got depressed for 2days and barely ate until he decided that the ''new'' rock is indeed fuckable. That was 10years ago and the rock has never been washed since to save him from mourning.

Now i want to ask you- which type of rock looks most mateable to you if you were a male tortoise?

My answer is definetly lapis lazuli

.... Wow

 

[uran]

For real it’s gotta be a universal thing cause my mom does it too

the feeling of super clean house is nice tho i try to keep up her cleanliness in my apartment and damn it much easier with a studio apartment

 

[athenaaa]

the feeling of super clean house is nice tho i try to keep up her cleanliness in my apartment and damn it much easier with a studio apartment

It is definitely more difficult with three levels

 

[uran]

.... Wow

he is cute enough to be looked past his lustful side

 

[uran]

It is definitely more difficult with three levels

very much yes

 

[seungfloral]

he is cute enough to be looked past his lustful side

What a harlot

 

[The_LastRomeo]

Wow you uh… Learn something new everyday… I guess

 

[snsd2beg]

My choice would be pumice. Just look at those holes!

 

[snsd2beg]

My choice would be pumice. Just look at those holes!

I am so sorry

 

[Nyaz]

didn't know

 

[Ahsoka]

Well a lot of tortoises do kinda look like rocks so

 

[uran]

My choice would be pumice. Just look at those holes!

Very good choice, a slut stone at its best

 

[uran]

Well a lot of tortoises do kinda look like rocks so

I have also an theory. The rock smells like tortoise because its in there so its even more understandable he gets confused. BUT, doesnt it smell like a male tortoise is my tortoise gay

 

[uran]

Wow you uh… Learn something new everyday… I guess

animal planet could never

 

[Chiara]

omg you GUYS!

 

[Tickita]

Yep this is the one I'm feeling this one