You didnt open so she are your cookies
@Dive
@Dive
I would call the delivery company and let them know I didnt receive it so send her backits okay, she can have them 😍
Apparently not because she clearly left with all the cookiesSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
I opened the door as soon as I saw she was waiting outside
then we create the perfect loopholeI would call the delivery company and let them know I didnt receive it so send her back![]()
If u dint receive the delivery the first time, why would the company send the delivery again with the flop employee? They might send her bodyguard instead; otherwise sending Liz again would be like sending the fox to the henhouse(if Liz were a fox n u were a hen in a henhouse OK this concept needs some work but the gist is there I think)I would call the delivery company and let them know I didnt receive it so send her back![]()
Sometime's its not the delivery persons fault. Like the package may require a signature and if you miss it the first time, they'll just attempt it again the next business day. Usually you get 3 attempts before it becomes "return to sender" Sometimes if you call fast enough after you just missed it, say you were stuck in the bathroom. The delivery person may turn back around if they dispatch the message to the delivery personIf u dint receive the delivery the first time, why would the company send the delivery again with the flop employee? They might send her bodyguard instead; otherwise sending Liz again would be like sending the fox to the henhouse(if Liz were a fox n u were a hen in a henhouse OK this concept needs some work but the gist is there I think)
You're going to send you a brawny, burly, lumberjack to deliver your packagesI order 135 more boxes with instructions to deliver one box a day for 135 days and to bring another member each time, you know... for safety.![]()
And then Liz took a bite out of themNo! You have misunderstood it’s the sweets who are delivering Liz! To me!
Yes, she didAnd then Liz took a bite out of them![]()
did this really ever work for you?Sometime's its not the delivery persons fault. Like the package may require a signature and if you miss it the first time, they'll just attempt it again the next business day. Usually you get 3 attempts before it becomes "return to sender" Sometimes if you call fast enough after you just missed it, say you were stuck in the bathroom. The delivery person may turn back around if they dispatch the message to the delivery person![]()
Only once or twice.did this really ever work for you?![]()
If i ever miss her delivery, I dont think I'm ever taking a shit ever againno, wait... Liz, don't go! I was in the bathroom! *tries to chase her* COME BACKKKKKKKK!!! (btw I actually have a voice that carries, so more than likely she would've heard me lol)