Do you wanna hear something really stupid my very Indian Ayurvedic Swamy obsessed uncle once told me. Staring at the sun will heal your eyes.
AND, squeezing orange peel on your eyes with also heal them.
By heal he meant reduce your number. soooo ‘also’ randomly autocorrected to ‘Maldonado’
I choose to not humor any of them anymore. One of my aunts convinced my grandma to take some Ayurvedic pills for diabetes. Her next checkup with her doctor, she found out her blood sugar was too high.
my grandma at least understands Ayurvedic is half bs. But the aunts continue to push it on her and everyone. When I was visiting one of my aunts for dinner, she was making homemade hair dye by cooking onion juice and coconut oil. Girl. The smell.
Saved my baby cousins and took them out to dinner instead.
They get worse as the years go by. I get more phone calls for holidays we never celebrated or practiced telling me to be vegetarian on these days. Xyz. I will eat my lamb curry and no one will know but Bub
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