I love my cats but sometimes...
a few minutes ago one of them threw up (which sounded absolutely disgusting) and then she proceeded to come up on the bed and try to lick me.
No, no, no! You’re cute but no you just vomited all over my floor, do not even think about licking me!
No, no, no! You’re cute but no you just vomited all over my floor, do not even think about licking me!
