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Someone I know just told me that they decided to no longer eat chicken so I asked them why and they gave the most ridiculous response I have ever heard in my life.

Apparently it only takes chicken 30 days to grow because they give them hormones and other drugs and those hormones and drugs are the reason we have a sudden rise of gay people. They said that they're scared it might turn them gay...

I asked them where they even heard such dumb info from and they said a journalist on YouTube said it :wimwim::worry:


I don't even know what to say. I just laughed because it was just SO ridiculous omg.

This person is religious so my brother brought up the story of Lut/Lot which was about a gay nation and asked them if they had chicken factories back then too and the person just looked at us with a look of confusion before they dumbly said "they just lost their minds".​
 

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oomf had a person type this whole essay about how putting her discord on do not disturb mode was bad because it summons Satan (because red is lowest frequency and what’s low? hell) and that they’ve been brainwashed into the color red is good when it only stands for satan
he dms that every time apparently
 

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oomf had a person type this whole essay about how putting her discord on do not disturb mode was bad because it summon Satan and that they’ve been brainwashed into the color red is good when it only stans for satan
he does that every time apparently
WHAT? :haylul:
Lol that has even less logic than this chicken belief :we_kpopsourcing:
 
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So basically what they are saying is that i'm gay cuz I ate chicken when I was young? :joshmeh:
 
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Someone I know just told me that they decided to no longer eat chicken so I asked them why and they gave the most ridiculous response I have ever heard in my life.

Apparently it only takes chicken 30 days to grow because they give them hormones and other drugs and those hormones and drugs are the reason we have a sudden rise of gay people. They said that they're scared it might turn them gay...

I asked them where they even heard such dumb info from and they said a journalist on YouTube said it :wimwim::worry:


I don't even know what to say. I just laughed because it was just SO ridiculous omg.

This person is religious so my brother brought up the story of Lut/Lot which was about a gay nation and asked them if they had chicken factories back then too and the person just looked at us with a look of confusion before they dumbly said "they just lost their minds".​
but but it was on the internet it has to be true.......
 
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WHAT? :haylul:
Lol that has even less logic than this chicken belief :we_kpopsourcing:
I wish I had that creativity for creative writing
 

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So basically what they are saying is that i'm gay cuz I ate chicken when I was young? :joshmeh:
chicken is my favorite meat :sanathink:
 
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oomf had a person type this whole essay about how putting her discord on do not disturb mode was bad because it summons Satan (because red is lowest frequency and what’s low? hell) and that they’ve been brainwashed into the color red is good when it only stands for satan
he dms that every time apparently
That could actually be OCD. I could clarify if you want, but the fact that they DM someone every single time is a major red flag.
 

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So you’re telling me he can go a week without Chic Fil A’?
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Too much cock can make some people gay :joysip:
 
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So you’re telling me he can go a week without Chic Fil A’?
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We don't have Chic Fil A here lol. The biggest chicken take-away here is KFC and this person has gone years without take out so they'll be fine in that regard. They haven't even had coke/pepsi in almost 15 years because they believe it's made from bugs :wimwim:
 

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We don't have Chic Fil A here lol. The biggest chicken take-away here is KFC and this person has gone years without take out so they'll be fine in that regard. They haven't even had coke/pepsi in almost 15 years because they believe it's made from bugs :wimwim:
You are missing out on some good shit. LET ME TELL YOU. Ugh, KFC is everywhere and it’s not even that good. Chic Fil A’ is real chicken. I- You say this is your friend? :pepelook:
 

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What the fuck? :susPepe:
.... I.... Like how does someone come to that sort of conclusion....
I don't understand....
The stupidity hurts my brain...

I mean hormones in chicken in certain placess is a true thing, its more to speed up growth (bigger chicken and wasteful production at most)....
But it makes you gay? What :seokeyes:

It reminds of this weird conspiracy shit about the tap water in my country back like when I was like 17..
It was basically about the increase of women taking contraception, the idea was that we peed out our female hormones that made us fertile and they could survive the treatment plants and filter back into the tap drinking water and it was making people super sensitive especially men lol.
Like imaginations run hella wild in this world lol
 

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They haven't even had coke/pepsi in almost 15 years because they believe it's made from bugs :wimwim:
Tastes like it too
 

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I eat chicken almost everyday... :sanathink:

Well I guess I’m gay then :jenniesmug: Look out folks I’m coming through
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