Rumor Is Tzuyu An Oppa? (1 Viewer)

[Emanresu]

Is Tzuyu An Oppa?



A Taiwanese grandmother told me this story.


Long ago

In a Taiwanese village

Everyone knew what Tzuyus were.

But one day someone was curious.

So they asked the Village Wise Woman.

"Wise Woman I saw a Tzuyu with Korean Mushroom Hair. Is Tzuyu an Oppa?"

The wise woman shook her head.

No that was just fans making edits.

Tzuyu was not an Oppa.

Then the next day the person went back to the wise woman.

"Wise Woman I saw a Tzuyu kill a group of bandits with a bow. She was like a male warrior! Is Tzuyu an Oppa?"

The wise woman shook her head.

No that was just her being a warrior queen.

Tzuyu was not an Oppa.

Again the next day the person returned to the wise woman a third time.

"Wise Woman I saw a Tzuyu dancing with girls and looking like Ryan Gosling from the future! Is Tzuyu an Oppa?"

The wise woman shook her head.

No that was just roleplay for TWICE music videos.

Tzuyu was not an Oppa.

Finally the person returned on the fourth day.

"Wise Woman! Jeongyeon posted this video of Tzuyu! Is Tzuyu an Oppa?"

The wise woman started to shake her head.

No....------

She stopped and opened her eyes big.

After staring at the person's phone for several minutes and thinking.

She said.

Yes. Tzuyu is an oppa.




The End.

 

[blueberries]

Tzuyu is oppa!

 

[TRAUMATHON]

thank you for this truly innovative story

 

[jasque]

And there Heechul thinking the baby will be his.

It'll be born speaking taiwanese.

 

[Drew_B]

Lmao! One of your best.

 

[honeyfornomoney]

Cute oppar uwu

 

[Emanresu]

For real though.

Did Jeongyeon like give Tzuyu anesthesia?

She's just lying there paralyzed.

 

[yeji]

she is the best oppa