18+ On a quest to spank Yeonwoo (2 Viewers)

[ViktorBloom]

ever since i was 11 age I wanted to spank yeonwoo. Bboom bboom came on and i saw the idol goddess yeonwoo and suddenly puberty. i looked down and knew i was man. i must spank her i said.


so i asked my dad how i could find her. he heads international company and said he would command vast company resources to help his son in his grand quest for human experience and knowledge and the spanking of yeonwoo. after contacting heads of state he gave me report that said i should first find a man named kai. at the bottom there was a number.


so i called up kai and he told me he likes yeonwoo like me. i asked if he too wanted to spank yeonwoo. he said no because his heart was hurt from Jennie goddess of YG and YG man's favorite. but won't spanking yeonwoo help in this hard time i said. i told him that the best way to get over a girl named Jennie is to spank a girl name yeonwoo. i knew this because i was 11 and man. he laughed and called me a strange little kid but said he could call this Jennie to ask her to ask her YG papa to get me a meeting with his best bud jyp man the asiansoul. if anyone would know how to spank yeonwoo it would be a man named the asiansoul.


so i fly to korea and show up at jyp headquarters. i ride the elevator to an office and inside i find a man who must be the asiansoul. only the asiansoul would have clear plastic pants on like this. his pants squeek as he walks to me. what a confidant man to be in underwear and clear pants. im confidant this man will know. so your the kid that wants to spank yeonwoo he says. i nod because i know i do. if you want to spank yeonwoo youll have contact a Master Yeonwoo Wooer called leeteuk. leeteuk i ask? where can i find a Master leeteuk? He tells me Master leeteuk is often seen in the wilds of SNS wooing Yeonwoos with his “Yeonwoo-yah” mating call.

Okay I say. I'll find this leeteuk and have him train me in the ways of Yeonwoo wooing. It is what I know I must do to spank her.


i thank the asiansoul for his help and compliment his pants then leave. i can hear the squeek squeek grow fainter in the distance as I run out of his office with renewed energy. i will find this Yeonwoo Wooing Master and learn how to spank yeonwoo i say to myself. i must because i am 11 and man.


quest to be continued

 

[maruberry]

I duno't know why, but these stories are so charming!

 

[Skinnny]

@igloo made another alt it seems

 

[igloo]

@igloo made another alt it seems

Lol not mine.

 

[ddeonghwaaa]

what the freak lol

 

[kuro]

hands down @emanresu 's alt

 

[Emanresu]

hands down @emanresu 's alt