Plain White "Sticky" Rice Is God's Food (1 Viewer)

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Plain White "Sticky" Rice Is God's Food



There's literally nothing better than a plain bowl of white rice.

When my girlfriend indoctrinated me into the cult of white rice years ago I was a goner.

I eat it every day.

With breakfast.

With lunch.

With dinner.

With ice cream.

I eat it plain and drink soda along with it.

Sometimes I eat it just to feel Heaven's presence.

Because rest assured.

God is here in these sticky translucent white grains.

Saying "Eat Me I'm Delicious!"


Some crazy people add things to their white rice. Like heathens who know not heaven's teachings.



But we Sticky Rice Cult Members just laugh and wonder how it must be like to live in shadow.


I'm eating white rice right now.

Literally as I type I'm stuffing sticky mouthfuls of God's Food into my mouth so that I might become more angelic.


You too can achieve Nirvana.

Go find the local Chinese place or Thai place and ask for a bowl so that you might worship.

If you have none go to Target and buy a rice maker and make your own bowl of sticky white.

Fear not!

Even if your homemade bowl is second rate and you use the wrong amounts of water and everything turns to dry snow.

Heaven doesn't discriminate.

It's the thought and your sticky eating that counts.

Go now and be closer to God.





This has been a Public Health & Service Announcement by Eman Resu. Your friendly Neighborhood Tzuyu Stan and Sticky Rice Lover.
 

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I don't think I've ever had it. Is it good?
I mean it's the only kind of rice i've had for like 90% of my life so I just kinda think it's hella meh and no where near as soft as jasmine rice or sticky white rice. Idk why my mum is obsessed with only getting basmati rice so much, it goes well with curries since I think it's mainly grown in India and neighboring countries but i'm not a rice expert so don't take my word for it!
 
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I love it!
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I have something like this to make it (that my sister brought back from Thailand)but, its far to much work and i rarely even have rice in the house.


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it is great especially with pad thai ect

or she makes haystacks.
 

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i like it too
which is why i cook pandan rice only
it comes fluffy and sticky right out of my rice cooker
 

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