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Why not? I've felt like a savage lately.
Some of these don't have people to give credit to, so I don't know who to give the credit to.
But I own none of these.
SAVAGE QUOTES:
"Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher."
"People like you are the reason we have middle fingers."
"What middle finger? This is my unicorn fist."
"The human face is capable of making 1,000 different facial expressions, and you decide to walk around looking like a bitch. Thanks."
"People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like, "Damn... I've got my own fan club."
"It's fine if you don't like me. Not everyone can have great taste."
"Sometimes we have those people we want to high five... In the face... With a chair..."
"Want to test my waters? Better know how to swim."
"Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny."
"Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too."
"They're coming to pick up the trash tomorrow. Be ready."
"Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business."
"You're the jelly to my burger. The knife to my soup. The glitter to my sushi. The ketchup to my ice cream. My point is. You are worthless."
"People say nothing is impossible. But how come I do nothing everyday?"
"I know I'm a handful, but that's why you got two hands."
"I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk."
"You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo."
"You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now."
"Under estimate me. That'll be fun."
"Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'll just sit here and watch Karma fuck you up."
"Too glam to give a damn."
"I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. Like I have any."
"You look like something I drew with my left hand."
"You know what that sounds like? Not my problem."
"I like my coffee how I like myself. Sweet, Strong, and too hot for you!"
And my personal favorites:
"I want someone at my funeral to stand up and say 'She didn't even like ya'll.'"
"You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely."
Some of these don't have people to give credit to, so I don't know who to give the credit to.
But I own none of these.
SAVAGE QUOTES:
"Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher."
"People like you are the reason we have middle fingers."
"What middle finger? This is my unicorn fist."
"The human face is capable of making 1,000 different facial expressions, and you decide to walk around looking like a bitch. Thanks."
"People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like, "Damn... I've got my own fan club."
"It's fine if you don't like me. Not everyone can have great taste."
"Sometimes we have those people we want to high five... In the face... With a chair..."
"Want to test my waters? Better know how to swim."
"Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny."
"Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too."
"They're coming to pick up the trash tomorrow. Be ready."
"Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business."
"You're the jelly to my burger. The knife to my soup. The glitter to my sushi. The ketchup to my ice cream. My point is. You are worthless."
"People say nothing is impossible. But how come I do nothing everyday?"
"I know I'm a handful, but that's why you got two hands."
"I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk."
"You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo."
"You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now."
"Under estimate me. That'll be fun."
"Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'll just sit here and watch Karma fuck you up."
"Too glam to give a damn."
"I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. Like I have any."
"You look like something I drew with my left hand."
"You know what that sounds like? Not my problem."
"I like my coffee how I like myself. Sweet, Strong, and too hot for you!"
And my personal favorites:
"I want someone at my funeral to stand up and say 'She didn't even like ya'll.'"
"You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely."