Rumor Two people have a crush on me oof (1 Viewer)

[trulychoi]

Tagging this as a rumor because I got dat celebrity status :wonugl: and because the two people are unidentified
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So I'm currently volunteering at this summer camp w/ my mom because I don't have a lot going on during the summer right now. The summer camp is split between kids and teens and I'm helping staff on the teens side. I haven't been there very long, but today my mom comes up to me and tells me that one of the kids told her two teens there have a crush on me. Now normally I would be okay with that, but uh, let's just say that even though it's the teen side a lot of those children aren't even around my age range. and since the "messenger bird" didn't want to tell my mom who it was- I'm stuck trying my best not to get close to any of them because I don't want people taking anything the wrong way like what happened the LAST time I was friendly with someone who liked me. At this point the lord is just screwing with me because they know I would want someone to have a crush on me, but they just HAD to make them 50,000,000 years below my preferred age range

 

[trulychoi]

god blessed you with looks ig

Smh but why do I only attract people old enough to be my little brother and people old enough to be my dad/grandpa? I guess beauty really does come with a price

 

[trulychoi]

ah don't worry, you'll attract someone soon who will be your soulmate

But Onew doesn't get out of the military until next year (but rest assured this punani is waiting like a Little Caesar's pizza)

 

[Chahee]

Introduce them to kpop then they'll only think about yeri

 

[Hajima]

Post pic of you or you are lying

 

[trulychoi]

Introduce them to kpop then they'll only think about yeri

If you think RV is gonna be the first k-pop group I tell these children about then you must not know me at all.

Post pic of you or you are lying

Spoiler

How about you have a seat

 

[emptycup]

but rest assured this punani is waiting like a Little Caesar's pizza

Why would you terrorize my eyes with that sentence?

 

[trulychoi]

oh crap

"i swear i only came to make a friend" lmao

OMG YES SOMEONE GETS THIS REFERENCE. I'VE BEEN BINGE WATCHING ALL THE 'TO CATCH A PREDATOR' EPISODES THAT I COULD FIND ONLINE.

 

[trulychoi]

Why would you terrorize my eyes with that sentence?

Body of a virgin, mind of a pornstar

my favorite video "top 5 funnier predaturz"

Have you watched the (sort of) recent reboot 'Hansen vs. Predator'?

 

[trulychoi]

i need to check it out

i need to watch chris take down scumbag predators

Here are some of the links to the full episodes on YT (1 2 3 4 5 6) Almost all the episodes are super short now instead of being and hour or 30-40 minutes long TT. Plus there aren't as many episodes as the OG series, but that might have something to do with social media and laws being more complicated than before; plus Chris got arrested for writing some bad checks and is currently in debt.

 

[trulychoi]

thank you for the links

now i have something to binge watch


btw i heard about chris hansen getting arrested lmao how ironic

I KNOW KDLJGLGSKJRLS AND EVERYONE WAS THINKING IT WAS GONNA BE BECAUSE HE TURNED OUT TO BE A PREDATOR ALL ALONG. THAT WOULD'VE BEEN THE PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY.

but can you imagine what would've went down at the police station lmao. the whole reason why you became famous is because you showed child predators and them getting arrested- only for you to get arrested yourself and have it shown to the whole world.

 

[trulychoi]

the police officers probs call him by his first name bc of how many times he visits the police station a lot

the awkwardness

PLEASE ISOJFEIO IM JUST IMAGINING ONE OF THEM GOING, "why don't you take a seat?" followed by "what are you doing here?" JUST TO BE AN A-HOLE LKJGKLREJGSKL

It's a bit sad though because he would be the last person you would expect to be behind bars. Then again...He DID cheat on his wife (or was it his gf?) so uh, Chris REALLY needs to take a seat.

 

[trulychoi]

they really should do extensive background checks on the next guy so we don't get this awkwardness again

I SAY WE PUT JUDGE JUDY IN PLACE. God can you imagine how many tears would be shed by her ripping into them???? Who would even dare to try and ""seduce"" a child like that when you run of the risk of being verbally humiliated on national TV followed by getting arrested? Then again, I once read a comment saying someone would pretend to be a predator just so they can meet Chris in person so uh

 

[trulychoi]

instead of the death penalty we should make getting yelled at by judge judy on national television the punishment

tbh, whenever I catch her show I always get my feelings hurt or embarrassed and im not even the person she's talking to idk why people even bother going on her show if you're guilty of whatever you're being accused of. Might as well confess than go through that for 20 minutes straight.