What are some weird things kids have said? (1 Viewer)

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My little brother used to not want to wear pants when he was little, and when my mom told him to put on pants he said that the CDC didn't say to wear pants (this was when covid was first a thing) :wimwim:
 

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idk, but my mom likes to say my sister learned how to talk just to snitch on me
it's... very true ngl
 

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LMFAO He's going to be very good at sarcasm when he gets older.

Also I don't interact with kids enough to hear them say silly things and if I do they are hard to understand so I can't make out what they mean to begin with.
 

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My niece has told me that my butt was going to swallow me up
 

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1.my EX brother told me that I could be his girlfriend if he dumped his brother
2.my sister told me she loved me and that she was my aunt who died in 2016 R.I.P
3. when I went to a store once a kid told me to eat a peanut and I wouldn't get covid, not sure that kid knew how it worked
4. my cousin called me one day saying that "SHES COMING. RUN AWAY SHE WILL KILL YOU" that was creepy as fuck but I found out why he sounded like that...(he had a cold) I didn't know who he was talking about untell I got a knock on my door... IT WAS HIS SISTER!!?!
 

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My little sister once said that some guy on the street looked like a goat chewed gorilla (don't ask bc i dont know what she was thinking at that time)
 
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I interned for a Kindergarten class last year and this little girl looked me dead in the eyes and said this, “I had a nightmare that my mother was stabbing me and there was lots of blood everywhere.” I was like what the actual fuck, but I mean I just went along with it and told her how scary that sounded because I didn’t want to risk upsetting her. It made since though because many of those kids at that school came from harsh conditions at home. There was also this one little punk who flipped off the teacher behind her back one time. Then at lunch I got onto him about something and the teacher made him move to a table behind where we were sitting and once I looked back to check on him I caught him flipping me off.
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Last summer I was working out in my families yard and overheard my neighbors kids say this:
Kid 1: "We need to get rid of the babysittter."
Kid 2: "She yelled at me for _____" (I don't remember exactly)
Kid 1: "How should we do it?"
Kid 2: "When the babies sleeping for her nap."


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YUP :wimwim:

The babysitter is still alive btw :lisalaugh:
 

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