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[Juniverse]

How to make a BlackPink song! Dedicated to @Vikki because I was looking through one of my old threads and she said sth about Boombayah and it gave me this idea.

First verse, it's gonna be Jennie of course so give her some lines about how cool and hot and rich she is even though her man broke her heart. Yes I am a Jennie akgae how could you tell

anyway let's go

You stomped on my heart and cheated or whatever
Now I fill the hole you left with high quality leather
boots and purses boy I hope you know
we're coming for you got the pinks in tow

see, that was easy. Now we have the option to go straight to Rose OR we can double up with Lisa. Let's go with Rose. She's gonna come in with her indie singer voice and talk about how heartbroken she is and that she's gonna come for her ex boyfie, but not about how rich she is because she isn't It Girl Jennie. In fact let's just make it Rose's verse and Jisoo can have the prechorus

No sweet hellos for us, all that's left are goodbyes
I'm not feeling very lucky (eh oh)
Like sunsets falling from the sky
Boy you're so effing yucky

PRECHORUS

You had my heart but boy you lost it
Can't believe I'd fall for your shit
Lock your doors and watch your windows
The Pinks are coming for you, you know?

CHORUS TIME! Make sure to add some badass lyrics to fit the girl crush image and also some random noises that sound vaguely threatening.

Boy I see you the bad guy (bam bam pow ooh wah)
well I hope you (eh eh) know this is my
LAST GOODBYEEEEEEEEE (ooh wah ooh wah my last goodbye)
you're done, you're gone for good (eh eh)
you always made me feel so misunderstood
Well this is my LAST GOODBYEEEEEE (ooh wah ooh wah my last goodbye)

TIME FOR LISA'S RAP

It will be completely in English with a few Korean words sprinkled in just to confuse people, as well as cringy references like bitch I'm a star but not Patrick

Annyeong oppa you think you so cool (so fly eh)
We used to be sweet chingus but now you're cruel
Like Swiper you stole my heart
Well now it's time for us to part (Swiper no swiping!)

Now it's time for Jennie's rap

We're done we're done we're done (done!)
You stole my love and left me none
say goodbye to peace cuz this is war
Well boy bye cause our revenge has just begun
when we broke up I said naurrrr

Second verse + chorus repeats

Surprise! Jisoo gets the bridge all to herself with random comparisons that make no sense

Sweet-tarts, broken hearts (ooh wuh ooh wuh)
We're forever over
paint me like your favorite art
And please don't be a dozer

Last part of the songgg

OT4 sings this btw

POTATO CHIP CHEAP ASS BITCH
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CHEATED BUT MY BESTIE IS A SNITCH
GOT THE PINKS BY MY SIDE WE RIDE OR DIE
BUT BOY YOU'RE JUST GONNA DIE

(blackpink ooh wuh ooh wuh)

All together now! Color coded lyrics of course

Jennie
Lisa
Jisoo
Rose
OT4

Last Goodbye (produced by Wendy Williams)

BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREAAAAA

You stomped on my heart and cheated or whatever
Now I fill the hole you left with high quality leather
boots and purses boy I hope you know
we're coming for you got the pinks in tow

No sweet hellos for us, all that's left are goodbyes
I'm not feeling very lucky (eh oh)
Like sunsets falling from the sky
Boy you're so effing yucky

You had my heart but boy you lost it
Can't believe I'd fall for your shit
Lock your doors and watch your windows
The Pinks are coming for you, you know?

Boy I see you the bad guy (bam bam pow ooh wah)
well I hope you (eh eh) know this is my
LAST GOODBYEEEEEEEEE (ooh wah ooh wah my last goodbye)
you're done, you're gone for good (eh eh)
you always made me feel so misunderstood
Well this is my LAST GOODBYEEEEEE (ooh wah ooh wah my last goodbye)

Annyeong oppa you think you so cool (so fly eh)
We used to be sweet chingus but now you're cruel
Like Swiper you stole my heart
Well now it's time for us to part (Swiper no swiping!)

We're done we're done we're done (done!)
You stole my love and left me none
say goodbye to peace cuz this is war
Well boy bye cause our revenge has just begun
when we broke up I said naurrrr

You had my heart but boy you lost it
Can't believe I'd fall for your shit
Lock your doors and watch your windows
The Pinks are coming for you, you know?

Boy I see you the bad guy (bam bam pow ooh wah)
well I hope you (eh eh) know this is my
LAST GOODBYEEEEEEEEE (ooh wah ooh wah my last goodbye)
you're done, you're gone for good (eh eh)
you always made me feel so misunderstood
Well this is my LAST GOODBYEEEEEE (ooh wah ooh wah my last goodbye)

Sweet-tarts, broken hearts (ooh wuh ooh wuh)
We're forever over
paint me like your favorite art
And please don't be a dozer

POTATO CHIP CHEAP ASS BITCH
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CHEATED BUT MY BESTIE IS A SNITCH
GOT THE PINKS BY MY SIDE WE RIDE OR DIE
BUT BOY YOU'RE JUST GONNA DIE

(blackpink ooh wuh ooh wuh)

I can't wait for Teddy to see this and plagiarize it for BP's next comeback in 2025

In case you're twelve and couldn't tell, this is a joke ​

 

[athenaaa]

Like Swiper you stole my heart

Clearly someone didn’t tell Swiper no swiping

 

[Juniverse]

Clearly someone didn’t tell Swiper no swiping

I couldn't decide between that or "Like Dora you explored me"

 

[athenaaa]

I couldn't decide between that or "Like Dora you explored me"

That’s great too 😂 you’ll need to make a follow-up single

 

[Bopper]

Teddy better see this masterpiece

 

[Myco]

I couldn't decide between that or "Like Dora you explored me"

That would be too obvious of an inuendo

 

[Panda]

I love this lmao

 

[Villains]

you need to become blackpink's songwriter