News Mattel released BTS dolls and I cannot explain how much I hate them (1 Viewer)

[Jimimis]

looool I thought it was maybe Jimin during DNA

Lol no these are idol outfits

 

[kuro]

No really tho, they don’t look too bad. Bad, but I can see what they were going for and maybe if you just reroot the hair it’ll be fine!

they BETTER reroot tae's hair-

 

[Jimimis]

they BETTER reroot tae's hair-

A trim here and there and it’s fixed

 

[kuro]

A trim here and there and it’s fixed

how can you even say that?
and how can I imagine that?

STOP BRAINWASHING ME!

 

[Jimimis]

how can you even say that?
and how can I imagine that?

STOP BRAINWASHING ME!

It’s just the hair! The face molds themselves aren’t the worst! If you really hate it you can just repaint it yourself and all is well

 

[kuro]

It’s just the hair! The face molds themselves aren’t the worst! If you really hate it you can just repaint it yourself and all is well

lmfaoooooo I am not artistically talented in ANY way
I'd ruin them so BAD omg-

 

[Jimimis]

lmfaoooooo I am not artistically talented in ANY way
I'd ruin them so BAD omg-

Doll repainting really isn’t that hard, everything is already made for you, you just need to trace over the eye lines as stuff

 

[kuro]

Doll repainting really isn’t that hard, everything is already made for you, you just need to trace over the eye lines as stuff

lemme see YOU do it first

 

[Jimimis]

lemme see YOU do it first

I have done it >:(
I vouch for it being not that hard !

 

[kuro]

I have done it >:(
I vouch for it being not that hard !

prove it
and omggggg, about 90 posts left for the omg badge! i'm getting close! I'll get it tonight!

 

[Jimimis]

prove it
and omggggg, about 90 posts left for the omg badge! i'm getting close! I'll get it tonight!

The doll was thrown away accidentally so

 

[kuro]

The doll was thrown away accidentally so

hmmmm, I"ll trust you because I know hope that you won't lie to me

 

[Jimimis]

hmmmm, I"ll trust you because I know hope that you won't lie to me

There are better things to lie about than a doll
I’d rather lie about being Jimin’s secret daughter or something

 

[kuro]

There are better things to lie about than a doll
I’d rather lie about being Jimin’s secret daughter or something

cute lil mini being jimin's daughter LMAO

 

[Jimimis]

cute lil mini being jimin's daughter LMAO

I’m actually Jungkook’s

 

[kuro]

I’m actually Jungkook’s

hyuna's my mother sooooo

 

[lexus]

I love BTS, but these dolls are not my thing.

 

[kuro]

I love BTS, but these dolls are not my thing.

say it louder queen

 

[ForgottenSoul]

They could all be ken dolls and sell out cause armys support anything bts brand related.

 

[taemkitten]

They're.....laughable, but it's still not as bad as these renditions of celebs as dolls (only Lohan was Mattel, btw)

I can never un-see, Frazzled Single Mother of Three (Complete with Mom Jeans and Forced Smile) Harry Styles

Still not really my thing to have a doll of a real person - it's one thing for it to be a character that may resemble the actor/actress (Watson as Belle) but....a doll of the person, especially not created in a sculpturally tasteful way (aka dolls that...well...could have been created a lot more amazing than these and still been considered "dolls" but collectible beyond the novelty of the names behind them - though that would have made them insanely expensive and thus likely not sold as well/much, but I digress)....really defines "plastic commodity" in relation to idols :/

I wish someone instead of this had done more of a small sculpture sort of thing, you know, along the lines of those anime figurines? I'm not sure what they're called, but, the like desk-size figures that are meant for display and not play or what have you. It is just another form of art after all (though, doll making is as well I guess you could argue - but I digress again). But those in a scene - or like, one for each of their MV's with a scene around them/behind them partially, in an artistic setting, with the members within the scene I think would be really cool.

Meanwhile. I question why RM is out here looking like China Sheep Lay....