PICKUP LINE SLANDER (2 Viewers)

[scaramouche]

i will start this thread off by saying, thank you @kinnie for the pick up line. I D*ED ON SPOT BUT I STILL LOVED IT

first pickup line

Spoiler: look at your own risk

theres a party in my pants and i think you're invited

POST YOURS I WANNA SEEEE​

 

[alo]

you're the six, i'm the nine, together we're sixty-nine

 

[Tickita]

I've had this one saved for years.

 

[scaramouche]

you're the six, i'm the nine, together we're sixty-nine

oooh THE CRINGE OMG

 

[scaramouche]

I've had this one saved for years.

there's always been a special in my brain for this and i still don't know if it's good or bad 😂

 

[scaramouche]

another one (i hate this one soooo much its unreal) @Areum101

Spoiler: HELP-

well here i am. what were your other 2 wishes

 

[Nezumi]

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber BYE

 

[scaramouche]

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber BYE

that one is so bad it's good

 

[athenaaa]

This one is a bit 18+

Spoiler

Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

 

[tai]

Are you a mirror? Because I can see me in you

GOODBYE

 

[Nezumi]

This one is a bit 18+

Spoiler

Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

Are you a mirror? Because I can see me in you

GOODBYE

You dirty dirty ho.. human beings

 

[tai]

You dirty dirty ho.. human beings

takes one to know one ;)

 

[athenaaa]

You dirty dirty ho.. human beings

Hey it’s only dirty if you interpret it that way

 

[Nezumi]

takes one to know one ;)

Hey it’s only dirty if you interpret it that way

OKAAAY YOU GOT ME. I HAVE A DIRTY MIIIIIND

 

[athenaaa]

OKAAAY YOU GOT ME. I HAVE A DIRTY MIIIIIND

Don’t we all?

 

[tai]

OKAAAY YOU GOT ME. I HAVE A DIRTY MIIIIIND

#exposed

 

[Nezumi]

Don’t we all?

I think we do

#exposed

well shit. *hides*

 

[Villains]

Spoiler: 18+ ??

how do you like your eggs in the morning? cause i like mine fertilized by you 🫣

 

[Nezumi]

Spoiler: 18+ ??

how do you like your eggs in the morning? cause i like mine fertilized by you 🫣

Oh lord

 

[Villains]

Oh lord

i apologize