This exchange with my sister (1 Viewer)

[Ahsoka]

My sister: Do you want your matcha?
Me: Excuse me what.
Her: Matcha…I mean mochi.

In Russian matcha sounds like pee. So I legit thought she was asking me if I wanted my pee

 

[StirFriedPanda]

She need to pass a drug test?

 

[Ahsoka]

She need to pass a drug test?

Why would I need my pee for that though, she’d need my pee instead

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Why would I need my pee for that though, she’d need my pee instead

Right. It was a test! And you passed! Good job. Now give your sister a cup of pee.

 

[centen]

Right. It was a test! And you passed! Good job. Now give your sister a cup of pee.

Panda's translation skills are legendary. 🤣

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Panda's translation skills are legendary. 🤣

I will say, no ones mind works quite like mine. I tried to get a replacement but God voided my warranty.