“You mean… the chaos emeralds?” -Obama chuckled.
I think I've aged out of this company too.
The new Orange Caramel, SNSD TTS, SVT BSS, EXO CBX, just dropped! I hope you three come to like each other because you are our brand new TRIO! I see you may be unfamiliar with one another, which is why you'll have me to thank for bringing you together. As long as you bring me money, I will keep pushing you!! Swan is your leader, Mandu is the maknae, and izcream can be the center! I have debuted many new artists lately and, as such, I am less willing to increase your pay. I hope you can feed yourselves or increase your trainee debt, with this 20/80 offer! 20% is to you and 80% is to me of course, and you must know that you'll be splitting that 20% between you three, as well as 5% which will be allocated to buying the official agency's cat (@Exi) a new bed. It's not an easy job for her, so she needs more funds!! If you understand, then just sign here and we will be on our way to STARDOM!!i love daytime, this ent is perfect for me![]()
You're a star! A star, I'm telling you! I will be hiring you as a celebrity host, and your job will be to entertain the public and our agency's guests. Please make sure to use your charming smile, great attitude, and tell lots of hilarious jokes and you might see a raise in your future!I'm interested![]()
JUNGWONIE!! I have been waiting for you!! I am assigning you as the official MAINTENANCE HEAD!! Please work hard in maintaining our facilities, and also work with @Vikki to ensure she has enough cleaning supplies for all the windows as well as ensuring the power company does not shut off our water. It's very important that @Tickita is able to water all the plants, otherwise my payroll is good for nothing! Should any incident occur where we are out of water, I am counting on you to run back and forth to all the wells in the area to make ends meet. How would you like to live on-site? I'll empty out a closet for you!
Maybe with a little hard work and a whole lot of talent, you can make your debut in the future! For now, I will be hiring you as a manager. You can take your pick of any of our current talents, or two if you so choose, and your job will be to follow their schedules, protect the artists, and ensure their needs are met! This job is an important one, not one that just anyone can do, and you'll also gain experience by being around our celebrities and making connections in the industry. I'll give you a good salary because I have an eye on you, so let me know who you'd like to shadowWill I ever debut?
I have a keen eye, and upon analyzing your resume, I know JUST the position for you! You will be the head trainer for all of our talents, and your job will be to mentor our trainees and provide them advice to help them improve. This position is important because your words can make or break the spirits of the future stars of our agency. I have a lot of faith in you, so do your best in encouraging themI`m applying.
OMFG IM A PERSONALITY OKAY IM LIKE YOO JAE SUK SLAYYou're a star! A star, I'm telling you! I will be hiring you as a celebrity host, and your job will be to entertain the public and our agency's guests. Please make sure to use your charming smile, great attitude, and tell lots of hilarious jokes and you might see a raise in your future!![]()
Oh wow you were waiting for me?JUNGWONIE!! I have been waiting for you!! I am assigning you as the official MAINTENANCE HEAD!! Please work hard in maintaining our facilities, and also work with @Vikki to ensure she has enough cleaning supplies for all the windows as well as ensuring the power company does not shut off our water. It's very important that @Tickita is able to water all the plants, otherwise my payroll is good for nothing! Should any incident occur where we are out of water, I am counting on you to run back and forth to all the wells in the area to make ends meet. How would you like to live on-site? I'll empty out a closet for you!![]()
I will be hard but fair.I have a keen eye, and upon analyzing your resume, I know JUST the position for you! You will be the head trainer for all of our talents, and your job will be to mentor our trainees and provide them advice to help them improve. This position is important because your words can make or break the spirits of the future stars of our agency. I have a lot of faith in you, so do your best in encouraging them
-OP is updated until here-
Maybe with a little hard work and a whole lot of talent, you can make your debut in the future! For now, I will be hiring you as a manager. You can take your pick of any of our current talents, or two if you so choose, and your job will be to follow their schedules, protect the artists, and ensure their needs are met! This job is an important one, not one that just anyone can do, and you'll also gain experience by being around our celebrities and making connections in the industry. I'll give you a good salary because I have an eye on you, so let me know who you'd like to shadow![]()
The new Orange Caramel, SNSD TTS, SVT BSS, EXO CBX, just dropped! I hope you three come to like each other because you are our brand new TRIO! I see you may be unfamiliar with one another, which is why you'll have me to thank for bringing you together. As long as you bring me money, I will keep pushing you!! Swan is your leader, Mandu is the maknae, and izcream can be the center! I have debuted many new artists lately and, as such, I am less willing to increase your pay. I hope you can feed yourselves or increase your trainee debt, with this 20/80 offer! 20% is to you and 80% is to me of course, and you must know that you'll be splitting that 20% between you three, as well as 5% which will be allocated to buying the official agency's cat (@Exi) a new bed. It's not an easy job for her, so she needs more funds!! If you understand, then just sign here and we will be on our way to STARDOM!!![]()
I'm glad you found your way here because my agents have been trying to get ahold of you for some time now!! I am hiring you as a security guard. I hope you're not afraid to tussle because lord knows those sasaengs are after our talents@Day
I thought of applying since I'm currently jobless but looking at the current positions the exec team seem ummm..."fall, move, or hang in a loose and ungainly way."
As someone who I can trust to be detail-oriented and thorough, I am announcing you as CEO of the company!! I trust that you'll do well in those role, and I give you my full blessing to FIRE and BUDGET CUT anyone who is not meeting expectations. Unless it's my cat or the freeloaderLate, but![]()
Yay, Im just gonna make an executive unilateral decision as CEO toI'm glad you found your way here because my agents have been trying to get ahold of you for some time now!! I am hiring you as a security guard. I hope you're not afraid to tussle because lord knows those sasaengs are after our talents
As someone who I can trust to be detail-oriented and thorough, I am announcing you as CEO of the company!! I trust that you'll do well in those role, and I give you my full blessing to FIRE and BUDGET CUT anyone who is not meeting expectations. Unless it's my cat or the freeloaderthey're grandfathered in at this point.
IM REDUCING YOUR SALARY THIS INSTANT!!!Yay, Im just gonna make an executive unilateral decision as CEO toembezzle/siphondivertall30% of earnings to an offshore company called Hike Planning. What, im fired and you're selling new shares to Kokoa Corp?
Oh well it was nice while it lasted.(maybe i shd hv made a post abt how i tried to oust Day from Day Entertainment instead n made overtures to Kokoa Corp instead-too late now; my comment is posted)![]()
Idc - i already made millionsIM REDUCING YOUR SALARY THIS INSTANT!!!
from LSM to security guard huh???I'm glad you found your way here because my agents have been trying to get ahold of you for some time now!! I am hiring you as a security guard. I hope you're not afraid to tussle because lord knows those sasaengs are after our talents![]()
you too huh mate?Idc - i already made millionsembezzlingtransferring assets offshore in untraceable secret accounts(the only way to catch me is if Anonymous/Panama Papers style hack reveals my accounts LOL)![]()
Real life events inspired myyou too huh mate?
great minds think alike yet fools seldom differ!!!
LSM paving the way again!!!Real life events inspired myfictionalexploits![]()