What joke needs too much explanation (1 Viewer)

[Ahsoka]

The jokes my family was making today about puns between her name and the world field and also the joke about her as a kid always asking what we were saying about her as kid when she heard her name. So todays joke was that she wanted to know what she was saying about her when we weren’t talking about her but we’re talking about a field. Yeah that’s a fairly long explanation

 

[Horizonshard]

A computer programmer is going to the store. His wife tells him "Get a gallon of milk and, if they have eggs, get a dozen"

The programmer comes back from the store with 12 gallons of milk.

 

[Ahsoka]

A computer programmer is going to the store. His wife tells him "Get a gallon of milk and, if they have eggs, get a dozen"

The programmer comes back from the store with 12 gallons of milk.

That needs lots of explanation? I thought it was straightforward. But I’ve heard similar jokes so maybe that’s why

 

[Horizonshard]

That needs lots of explanation? I thought it was straightforward. But I’ve heard similar jokes so maybe that’s why

I've had to explain it a lot of times, extensively.

Or there's the other one I like to use. "I'd tell you a joke about UDP traffic, but you may not get it"

 

[Myth]

Me :)


Jk mm certain visual gags?

 

[Ahsoka]

I've had to explain it a lot of times, extensively.

Or there's the other one I like to use. "I'd tell you a joke about UDP traffic, but you may not get it"

I actually don’t get this one

 

[Horizonshard]

I actually don’t get this one

It's about the fundamental difference between TCP and UDP network traffic. When you send a TCP packet, it sends a response when it gets it, so you know it got to the destination. UDP packets don't do that. So when you send a UDP packet, there's no guarantee that the destination "gets it"

 

[Ahsoka]

It's about the fundamental difference between TCP and UDP network traffic. When you send a TCP packet, it sends a response when it gets it, so you know it got to the destination. UDP packets don't do that. So when you send a UDP packet, there's no guarantee that the destination "gets it"

Interesting

 

[Myth]

OHHH TOO MUCH I MISUNDERSTOOD FXCKKK

 

[Myth]

I would think anything that’s like a cultural difference then

 

[dark_tranquility]

One person walks into a bar joke.