fro's carnival of jokes to brighten up your day! (1 Viewer)

[frocho]

What do boyfriends and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Common sense is like deodorant—the people who need it most never seem to use it.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not really sure.

Love must truly be blind because it can’t see me at all.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away… if you throw it hard enough!

I’ll know you’re my best friend if you immediately delete my internet history after I die.

Two strands of DNA are walking down the street. One says to the other: “Do these genes make me look fat?”

 

[MK3AM]

atp ypu should make daily joke threads lol

 

[frocho]

atp ypu should make daily joke threads lol

Lol, maybe!

 

[velvet]

Two strands of DNA are walking down the street. One says to the other: “Do these genes make me look fat?”

This one's the best

 

[Yelena_Belova]

These are all pretty funny! Make more of these threads, I’d love something like this!