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[Ahsoka]

Someone said on google that the castle I was planning on visiting is “just a normal house with a garden” and I must say I agree now that I’ve been there
First we’ve got the outside. Plain, boring, and rather small imo.

Next we have porcelain animal figures. I love animals, but this is clearly so ugly and made from such a cheap material. What were they thinking?

Next some golden figures. A fair attempt, but why would someone want something as cheap and overrated as gold in a castle? I’ve got loads of gold sculptures. These aren’t bad, but they’re not really worthy of being in a castle.

More gold and porcelain I believe. I of course have fancier ones for food. If one of those broke I wouldn’t even be sad because they’re obviously so disposable.

Next, this ceiling. How plain and boring. Did they run out of inspiration or what? My ceilings ofc outshine these by a massive margin.

Lastly for the castle, this throne room. I guess I can see their effort sort of, but I know I could design a better room and clearly can make a better chandelier.

And of course the gardens. I actually didn’t get many photos of this but this should show you all you need to know. Dying plants, stupid design, and something that everyone can make so it’s not special at all. Gets a 1 star for me personally.

What do you all think? I don’t see this “castle” as worth visiting. It really is a normal house with a garden. I’m sure you all will agree with me

Yes this is a joke. I’m not actually this delusional

 

[Horizonshard]

If that's a normal house, what exactly am I living in?

Though I agree it's not exactly my definition of a castle.

Maybe more a mansion?

 

[Ahsoka]

If that's a normal house, what exactly am I living in?

Though I agree it's not exactly my definition of a castle.

Maybe more a mansion?

You mean your house doesn’t look this good or better?

 

[Horizonshard]

You mean your house doesn’t look this good or better?

I do live in a tower. Does that count?

 

[Willow]

Where is it?

 

[Ahsoka]

Where is it?

Schwerin Castle, in north Germany

 

[Willow]

Schwerin Castle, in north Germany

So pretty

 

[Michael]

Maybe more a mansion?

It doesn't look like a castle to me either; but I'd call it a Palace since it has a throne room.

 

[Sanumi]

Wow really cool stuff...
Opps, I mean boring and lazy designs, what were they thinking?

 

[dark_tranquility]

It looks 'ok' at best.

The thing that I liked the most was the ceiling.