Help me settle down at a castle. (1 Viewer)

[Nina]

I need to move and I’m looking for new places to live. Been to four places already and wanted your guys opinion.
The first choice.

But it’s kind of out of the question since there are current owners. It’s just perfection with the lake and gardens. Enough space for the farm too.
This was my favorite spot.

Next was a very interesting castle. It wasnt exactly listed as a castle but a ruin.

The location is great. It’s by the water. I feel like it might need a lot of renovations tho.

Next on the list is what I pictured as sort of like Snow White’s castle but when I visited it was a tad bit different. It’s definitely a little away from the castle vibes if you factor in the tent and shops posted up behind the potential contender.

Location is lovely tho and it has its own garden. It’s also right by the water. You’ll notice water is a theme for all of these. :)

Finally, my agent took me to see a more vintage castle.

There was definitely some kinkery happening in that basement.

I’ll definitely try to see a few more before I make my decision.

Also in case you were curious, in respective order it’s Hever Castle, Ruine Weissenau, Chataeu de Nyon, and Chataeu de Chillon.​

 

[athenaaa]

2 and 4 are definitely contenders. 4 is stunning but I have a soft spot for fixer-uppers

 

[Tickita]

Ruin reno

 

[Nina]

2 and 4 are definitely contenders. 4 is stunning but I have a soft spot for fixer-uppers

I wish I could live in 4. The castle is preserved so beautifully and whatever could not be preserved, they made mini replicas to show what it would have looked like it and out painted wood where there were missing sections. So you know the clear difference. I like how they went about it.

 

[Nina]

Ruin reno

I like your choice. I couldn’t go inside because I was alone and the spiral staircase was very dark. Also, wildlife.

 

[athenaaa]

I wish I could live in 4. The castle is preserved so beautifully and whatever could not be preserved, they made mini replicas to show what it would have looked like it and out painted wood where there were missing sections. So you know the clear difference. I like how they went about it.

Thats really cool!!! Also the basement is definitely a selling point for 4

 

[Ahsoka]

Why pick one when you can have all? A spring house, summer house, autumn house, and winter house

 

[Nina]

Thats really cool!!! Also the basement is definitely a selling point for 4

That’s where they had a Savoy man locked up for 6 years and nobody could figure out the reason why. Luckily he was released when the Swiss took over the castle.

 

[Nina]

Why pick one when you can have all? A spring house, summer house, autumn house, and winter house

I ESPECIALLY like the way you think

 

[PloryWinxyMYBlnk]

You have to somehow contact Elon Musk for this. We cannot help you!

 

[Nina]

Why does this sound like the start of a Monty Python skit . . .

Him: Oh heavens, I'm finally free! Help! Help! Man in the dungeon! Come quick!

Swiss Dude 1: Oh, look! There's someone down here! What should we do?

Him: Free me!

Swiss Dude 2: Ah, bother. Let's just kill him and be done with it. He could be a dangerous criminal for all we know.

Him: What? No, I'm innocent! I never harmed a hair on a baby's head!

Swiss Dude 2: Hmm . . . you sound awfully convincing. But how can we know for sure?

Swiss Dude 1: Yeah, how do we know you're not lying?

Him: Well, I— err— I mean, I certainly don't look like I'm a criminal.

Swiss Dude 2: A-ha! Exactly what a criminal would say! See, he's lying! I'll finish him quick . . .

Him: WAIT.

Repeat until he's finally run out of excuses 🙃

Turn it into a movie.

 

[Nina]

It would bomb so quick XD

Where is your faith

 

[dark_tranquility]

number 4 from this one.

 

[Nina]

Wherever the unicorns and the Loch Ness monster are

Your mind is beautiful

number 4 from this one.

Chillon is definitely winning in my heart