Turns out I'm a Coontie Palm (1 Viewer)

[Ahsoka]

My brother just downloaded a plant identification app and asked the app what plant I am and it said I look like a Coontie Palm. Photo below for those who don't know what it is. It also said that I'm a healthy Coontie Palm which is good news for me ig I am a bit confused how it decided on a green plant though given that I have dark dark purple hair, obviously not green skin, a light blue shirt, and grey pants and am sitting on white and brown chair with a dark blue raincoat on the back of it. Not a whole lot of green there. And by not a lot I mean I see absolutely no green at all

 

[seungfloral]

Green and Complicated, seems right

 

[chiefchilly1]

Sounds like a slur

 

[ChiaraStar169]

Sounds like a slur

pretty sure it's supposed to be pronounced coon-tie (KOON-tye), not c***ie lol

 

[chiefchilly1]

pretty sure it's supposed to be pronounced coon-tie (KOON-tye), not c***ie lol

No I know…

 

[athenaaa]

Well apparently they grow best with some shade and not in direct sunlight although they can temporarily tolerate it