Have you learned anything from movies or TV? (1 Viewer)

[Sooyaabean]

We shall ignoore haters by slaying

You slay so much you slayed the haters by sitting here and slaying :taeilsob:

We only love here

 

[motorp77]

forensic

 

[Sooyaabean]

forensic

I feel you

 

[Sooyaabean]

- Blankets always cover female breasts, but never male breasts.

I always wondered why though, why can we see male nips but no female nips? I don't want to see either tbh... Or men with their dirt hairy chest and the woman is always fully shaved

Why?

 

[seungfloral]

- In the USA they have models in Crime Scene Investigation teams.
- Anything in a kitchen should be 'already prepared'.
- Not every man that wants to 'lay a pipe' is a plumber.
- Every haunted mansion collapses after the demons are gone. Maybe a static issue?
- Little singing girls in old-fashioned dresses are always evil.
- You can cause as much noise as you want in another person's house: when you enter its cellar, you should always ask: "Is anybody there?"
- When someone is shooting at you, you should run away in a straight line.
- As soon as someone is starting to chase you, your mobile phone will not work.
- Zombies can be slower than snails - they'll get you!
- In a fighting situation multiple attackers wait in a row until it's their turn.
- All police officers eat donuts.
- All American dogs are called 'Champ'.
- Women never need to shave or do their hair and eyebrows - not even after years of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world.
- The standard way to end a phone call is hanging up without any comment.
- Always say "It's showtime!".
- Beautiful women always sleep in tanktops.
- Women only vomit when they are pregnant.
- Blankets always cover female breasts, but never male breasts.
- Teenagers with glasses are always nerds. Or magicians.
- As soon as two beautiful people start kissing, somewhere plays a violin.
- Cars explode immediately, or never.
- Not even the strongest person can make a chin-up when hanging on a cliff.
- You can zoom infinitely into a photo to find details. Pixels don't exist.

Saving this for sadder times to cheer me up

 

[kimsguardian]

"such is life."
- charon - john wick chapter 4

 

[Sooyaabean]

"such is life."
- charon - john wick chapter 4

Such is life

 

[Pirioca]

I always wondered why though, why can we see male nips but no female nips? I don't want to see either tbh... Or men with their dirt hairy chest and the woman is always fully shaved

Why?

Spoiler: ...

We will never know.

 

[Villains]

i learned how to speak english

 

[ani07]

from documentaries, yes

 

[dark_tranquility]

Popeye liking spinach is so true.

 

[Sooyaabean]

Spoiler: ...

We will never know.