How American (1 Viewer)

[Ahsoka]

I was on a long drive today and happened to pass by some middle of nowhere areas. I was in one of those. Not a building in sight, just trees, mountains, rocks, and the freeway. Until I saw it. An unassuming boulder, not that big but noticeable. And someone had put an American flag on top of it. Who? Why? Who’s going to maintain it? No idea. But it’s there

 

[StirFriedPanda]

I was on a long drive today and happened to pass by some middle of nowhere areas. I was in one of those. Not a building in sight, just trees, mountains, rocks, and the freeway. Until I saw it. An unassuming boulder, not that big but noticeable. And someone had put an American flag on top of it. Who? Why? Who’s going to maintain it? No idea. But it’s there

American's are like male dogs. We mark our territory!

 

[The_LastRomeo]

That’s the most American thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life

 

[Moguri]

American's are like male dogs. We mark our territory!

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Don't even, you know I'm right. Someone probably peed on it just to make sure!

 

[Moguri]

Don't even, you know I'm right. Someone probably peed on it just to make sure!

A wonderful thought

 

[ning]

Theyre observing their dominance

 

[StirFriedPanda]

A wonderful thought

There's a special Army Special Forces Platoon who's duty it is to go and pee on the entire US board every night.

 

[Selfmate]

A wonderful thought

you think about darkblindmole peeing???
hmm...interesting

 

[dark_tranquility]

Only in America???

 

[Yelena_Belova]

I know I should be surprised, but I'm not. If anything, this is way more hilarious than surprising to me. Leave it to Americans to do something like this.

- An American

 

[seungfloral]

I was on a long drive today and happened to pass by some middle of nowhere areas. I was in one of those. Not a building in sight, just trees, mountains, rocks, and the freeway. Until I saw it. An unassuming boulder, not that big but noticeable. And someone had put an American flag on top of it. Who? Why? Who’s going to maintain it? No idea. But it’s there

AMERICAAAAA FUCK YEAH

You were too late to conquer that boulder

 

[dark_tranquility]

I know I should be surprised, but I'm not. If anything, this is way more hilarious than surprising to me. Leave it to Americans to do something like this.

- An American

So you admit to it.

 

[Yelena_Belova]

So you admit to it.

Of course! It was me after all.

 

[Moguri]

Of course! It was me after all.

so thats what you have been up to, traveling the country and marking rocks

 

[dark_tranquility]

Of course! It was me after all.

I didn't think you would admit so easily.
Where have you put the real YouChan?

 

[Yelena_Belova]

I didn't think you would admit so easily.
Where have you put the real YouChan?

In The Sims.

 

[Sooyaabean]

As a European I think it's pretty cool you can do that. Over here you need to sign like a 12 page long waver and then go on the news explaining it's a joke, be ridiculed on Tw- X after only to find out (through X) right wing politicians saw it and are now using the flag on the boulder as a way to talk about how good our colonial past was.

In America you can just do something and people will go 'huh, pretty odd. But hey 'MERICA am I right hahahahaha' and call it a day

 

[dark_tranquility]

In The Sims.

I hope they are employed and have a family.

 

[Yelena_Belova]

I hope they are employed and have a family.

Nope, I’m only a teen in high school in there.