What’s something your parents said- (1 Viewer)

[doll]

cookie dough gives u salmonella
even if it does that wont stop me ngl

 

[dark_tranquility]

Spoiler: Disturbing Content

My dad told us our mum was dead, then when we were 8, he said she is alive

 

[The_LastRomeo]

Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow... sheesh, and they made that for kids??? Sounds boring when taken at face value. lol

It does sound boring lol

 

[The_LastRomeo]

“Swallow gum and you die.”
The fear I went through when I accidentally swallowed my gum that one time when I was like 5 was traumatic to say the least

Sameeee lol

 

[The_LastRomeo]

cookie dough gives u salmonella
even if it does that wont stop me ngl

I know right! I eat it in spoonfuls

 

[The_LastRomeo]

Spoiler: Disturbing Content

My dad told us our mum was dead, then when we were 8, he said she is alive

Oh, your father should be ashamed for lying about something Like that

 

[izcream]

"if you swallow seeds, a plant will grow in your stomach"

 

[The_LastRomeo]

"if you swallow seeds, a plant will grow in your stomach"

Yes! Especially with watermelon seeds!

 

[MK3AM]

"Phones cause stomachaches" WHAT

mine would say headaches smh

 

[MK3AM]

"tell us what your sister did, we can help her!"

two days later

"wtf did you tell dad?? You b*tch! Mind ur biz kkkk!"

wait is mona you sis???

 

[gone4good]

wait is mona you sis???

no but we've spent countless nights talking lol
she's imprinted with my ways and i'm tattooed with hers lmaoo
kkkkkkkk

 

[MK3AM]

no but we've spent countless nights talking lol
she imprinted with my ways and i'm tattooed with hers lmaoo
kkkkkkkk

the kkkkks will always be iconic

 

[gone4good]

the kkkkks will always be iconic

she'll be back, dw. my mony baby has never disappointed me <3

 

[dark_tranquility]

Oh, your father should be ashamed for lying about something Like that

My father said he wanted to protect us?
from what. My own mother sigh

 

[ani07]

I cant really remember sth rn

 

[Nina]

My dad told me if I eat too many raw veggies I'll get 'jarhdha.'
Which was a misunderstanding but he played along with it >.>

jarhdha means 'branches' but it could also mean 'fat' or 'diarrhea.'
So I thought plants sprouted in my stomach.

 

[Selfmate]

as a parent I've told my son that if he doesn't brush his teeth then worms will come and eat them lol

 

[The_LastRomeo]

My dad told me if I eat too many raw veggies I'll get 'jarhdha.'
Which was a misunderstanding but he played along with it >.>

jarhdha means 'branches' but it could also mean 'fat' or 'diarrhea.'
So I thought plants sprouted in my stomach.

lol he PLAYED you

 

[The_LastRomeo]

as a parent I've told my son that if he doesn't brush his teeth then worms will come and eat them lol

This is a very useful lie lol