when i wake up im hard because i had dream about yoona. then when i go downstairs im still hard because i think about the dream i just had about yoona. then my mom asks me if i want cereal. i say yes but look down and notice im hard because i think yoona might like cereal too and thinking about her makes me hard again. then i look up and its awkward looking at my mom since im hard so i turn quick and look at my sister. but she likes yoona too so yoona stays in my mind so it doesnt help
i give up on breakfast and run up to take a shower for relief. but instead the hot water comes down and makes me imagine yoona in the shower with me and suddenly im hard again. i try to focus on using the soap to clean my body and mind but then i think about yoona with soap all over her and im hard again. quickly i jump out of the shower and wonder when will this hardness end?
i run to put on new underwear but i look goofy because it sticks out from being hard. i try to put my pants on but they get stuck on me... frustrated i yell how yoona won't let me have a normal life and ill have to go around without clothes on and just hard all the time because of kpop yoona and her ability to raise boys to become men.
but then i figure out a solution. i run to the computer and google for yoona sexy pics and suddenly in front of me is yoona seducing me with her ways. im harder then i was before now because of woman.
so i start at it trying to become unhard and yoona is really really helping i think. after a few minutes i think its finally working and i shoot all over myself.
finally i think im rid of her...
but then I hear my mom yell up saying my poster of yoona came in and its one of her being woman and oh no up he pops and im hard again.
fuck.
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