i almost set fire (2 Viewers)

[Hoemantic]

I accidently forgot I lit a scented candle and left my bedroom for a while. Which you shouldn't do ever but I'm a distracted dumbass!
I came back to a choking amount of perfume... oh god... If I pass away blame the candle fumes.

 

[ani07]

yep, my colleague almost burned her house with a candle

 

[Hoemantic]

yep, my colleague almost burned her house with a candle

Oop... Glad nothing too bad happened to her

 

[ani07]

Oop... Glad nothing too bad happened to her

no. but her new table was burnt beyond repair.

 

[Hoemantic]

no. but her new table was burnt beyond repair.

Oh nooo 😭

 

[athenaaa]

Good job

 

[Hoemantic]

Good job

Thank you, thank you. I'm a professional at this

 

[athenaaa]

Thank you, thank you. I'm a professional at this

When is your next experience with fire planned for?

 

[snsd2beg]

Such elegance lol
I managed to melt a bread bag yesterday with that same mental sharpness

 

[Hoemantic]

When is your next experience with fire planned for?

Scheduled tonight before bed

 

[Hoemantic]

Such elegance lol
I managed to melt a bread bag yesterday with that same mental sharpness

Now now... How does one burn a bread bag lmao

 

[athenaaa]

Scheduled tonight before bed

Call the firefighters now

 

[Hoemantic]

Call the firefighters now

Oh they can come to my house anytime

 

[athenaaa]

Oh they can come to my house anytime

Especially the attractive ones

 

[Hoemantic]

Especially the attractive ones

OFCOURSE ESPECIALLY THE ATTRACTIVE ONES

 

[snsd2beg]

Now now... How does one burn a bread bag lmao

I had cooked breakfast with the burner on, and once I was done I was gonna toast some bread (my toaster is beside my oven with not much room between) so I set the bag down, but I put part of it on the burner without realizing and it melted

 

[Hoemantic]

I had cooked breakfast with the burner on, and once I was done I was gonna toast some bread (my toaster is beside my oven with not much room between) so I set the bag down, but I put part of it on the burner without realizing and it melted

Oopsie. It's okay, I feel like this would happen to anyone

 

[snsd2beg]

Oopsie. It's okay, I feel like this would happen to anyone

It's a good thing I had another bag to put them in haha

 

[Hoemantic]

It's a good thing I had another bag to put them in haha

lol how convenient

 

[StrayMixx]

@snsd2beg I once accidentally melted plastic on a burner (gas powered stove), and not only did it melt, but it got stuck on the burner for days and it took a while for it all to clean off lol