How to pet a bison (2 Viewers)

[Ahsoka]

Pet them all!

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Bison are just one of Darwins helpers. Helping eliminate stupidity out of the gene pool.

 

[Dreamer_of_Songs]

I actually value my life and safety

 

[Belgizen]

I'm gonna use this as my petting bingo card

 

[Moguri]

they look so fluffy though

 

[Ahsoka]

they look so fluffy though

Say hi to Fred and Francia

 

[Moguri]

Say hi to Fred and Francia

can they really not be petted, the "think again" area seems not so dangerous

 

[StirFriedPanda]

they look so fluffy though

Pretty sure thats not what's going through your head when they charge and gore you.

 

[Moguri]

Pretty sure thats not what's going through your head when they charge and gore you.

as a cat I can easily escape

 

[Ahsoka]

as a cat I can easily escape

I think a bisons top speed is a tiny bit higher than a cats

 

[Nina]

can they really not be petted, the "think again" area seems not so dangerous

The wilderness is not for you. For sure.

 

[Moguri]

I think a bisons top speed is a tiny bit higher than a cats

but I won't race the bison! So I'm not going in a straight line and I will climb on trees or other obstacles!!

 

[Moguri]

The wilderness is not for you. For sure.

thats super not true!!

 

[Nina]

thats super not true!!

Leave the bison be.

 

[Moguri]

Leave the bison be.

 

[StirFriedPanda]

as a cat I can easily escape

Always that one time you dont...

 

[StirFriedPanda]

If you decide to chance it let me know so I can film. We're goin' viral!

 

[Yuzuru]

Do you have insurance? Had me dying.

 

[Ahsoka]

but I won't race the bison! So I'm not going in a straight line and I will climb on trees or other obstacles!!

American bison tend to roam the plains so the trees are more limited

 

[lily]

lesson learned: let's not pet bison