There’s a stranger on our roof (1 Viewer)

[athenaaa]

Two men hoisted up a ladder and now they’re on the roof. I don’t know what they’re doing but they did bring up a leaf blower by rope. But yard maintenance day is supposed to be tomorrow.

WHY ARE THERE STRANGE MEN ON MY ROOF?!​

 

[Pirioca]

You have a yard maintenance day?

 

[athenaaa]

You have a yard maintenance day?

Yeah, we live in a condo

 

[Selfmate]

ahh yes strange men on hitomistar's roof

we're here to BLOW your GLUTTERS ma'am

sounds like the start of a **** movie!!!

 

[athenaaa]

ahh yes strange men on hitomistar's roof

we're here to BLOW your GLUTTERS ma'am

sounds like the start of a **** movie!!!

Christmas is the only time men are allowed on my roof

 

[Selfmate]

Christmas is the only time men are allowed on my roof

"men" implies more than one...interesting

 

[Ahsoka]

"men" implies more than one...interesting

Generic use of plural nouns Grammar is fun

 

[ChiaraStar169]

maybe they got a cancelation?

 

[Selfmate]

Generic use of plural nouns Grammar is fun

more like freudian slip!!!

it's like the cockroach problem

one cockroach and one's like it's fine it's just one roach
two roachs - well you have a problem

 

[LoveYooShaSha]

Christmas is the only time men are allowed on my roof

So a guy(or guys or even an elf/Mrs Claus or a daughter of Claus clan) can be up on top of ur roof at Christmas(night or am before 2/3am presumably). But wat then if ur in a condo there's no chimney, so how do u get ur gifts does the guy(or whoever) rappel down the side of the building and break a windows together inside?

Good luck at Christmas 🎄 💓 💕 💖 💗 ❤ A guy on the roof at Christmas here is probably a burglar(side note: ard Christmas here many yrs ago no one was home for a few days/or a week(?) our house was burgled but thruthe back where my dad installed a snooker/billiards table and by some means broke thru the lock n the door(s)/lock(s) between the snooker room and the kitchen and got away with the safe in the upstairs prents' room. It musta been heavy n they musta took a long time cos the safe was dragged bk thru the kitchen n the snooker room thru the side of the house n we saw tracks which at first we assumed were roller-skating marks on the cement(cos it was during holidays n me/my brother were roller skating[no roller blades bk then I think or at least I nvr knew abt them]. So nobody thought nthg of it until someone went upstairs n noticed the house was broken into. Then we chkd n found where the burglars had broken in thru the back. We were just there to chk on the hse/or get some things while my younger brother n I were staying at a family friend's place for Christmas.or my aunt's friends' hse. It was a loooong time ago when I was still in high school. I don't rmbr anything else being taken including the keys if the hse which were probably hanging somewhere on side of a cabinet in the dining room. There was a tinted glass sliding door in the front which may explain the reason; if they didn't switch the lights on below they may hv overlooked the keys or just thought the locks would be changed after the break in was discovered. Anyways my parents who were away were told but I don't rmbr the following days. Only tat the locks/doors musta been repaired/changed n my bro n I went bk to stay at the friends' place. Not sure how long it was before my parents/bro n I returned to stay but it musta been before school began again on January 1st(yeah no new years day school holiday for me n bro. Our hse would be broken into 2 other times(different uses tho, one before tat n one after tat. Each time my dad would install a dead bolt on the back door, but only AFTER tat hse was broken into. Ig he thought it wouldn't happen again after the 1st/2nd times but if we had moved hse after the 3rd 3rd time would he hv installed a dead bolt immediately after moving in(?). I can rmbr without thinking horrible thoughts now but ig I was too young bk then to worry.

Tldr hope the men on yr roof did their work n left without any trouble.