KSIS Official Thread (1 Viewer)

[Ems]

Welcome to KSIS
Kpopsource Intelligence Service

We are an operative organization full of secret agents who take on missions, projects, and office party favors.

We have families on KS. We have fandoms on KS. We have events team, we have the press team, we have moderators, and a number of groups. But what we do not have to make us stand out is an officially established Kpopsource Intelligence Service. We encourage casual Fridays and frown upon mutiny in the workplace. Who is we? That is for me to know and for you to never find out. Now, there are a few rules to follow when you work for KSIS. This is strictly for sake of formality and maintaining professionalism. We're trying to run a business here, people!

Rule no.1
Do NOT ever mention you are a secret agent under KSIS.
Do NOT ever mention your real name when on the job.
Each agent is assigned a name through a randomized generator.

Rule no.2
We do not allow moonlighting.
This means no working for another agency.
Loyalty is 100%.
Anyone suspected to be a mole...
Well, we'll have to take care of them.

Rule no.3
Do NOT ever compromise another secret agent under KSIS.
We encourage teamwork and synergy.
We cannot maintain such a workplace,
if you blabber away the whole organization!

Rule no.4
If you MAKE a mess,
clean it up.

Rule no.5
We aim to have FUN here.

With all that said and done, if you would like to become a member of KSIS then please fill out the following form.
You will be randomly given a cover name and a specialty position in addition to becoming an agent of KSIS.

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Username:
Strength: one strength
Weakness: one weakness
Random Fact: one random fact about yourself
Color: one color
Weapon of Choice: you get to choose your own weapon of choice
Theme Song: a k/j/c song that will serve as your self-identification

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example:
Username: Ems
Strength: Jiggles like Firm Tofu
Weakness: Always Misplaces Things in the Fridge
Random Fact: I am not the real slim shady because I refuse to stand up.
Color: Burgundy
Weapon of Choice: Sausages
Theme Song: Won & Only - Simon Dominic

 

[Ems]

Members of KSIS

Spoiler: Founder of KSIS

Username: Ems aka Smack Daddy
Strength: Jiggles like Firm Tofu
Weakness: Always Misplaces Things in the Fridge
Random Fact: I am not the real slim shady because I refuse to stand up.
Color: Burgundy
Weapon of Choice: Sausages
Theme Song: Won & Only - Simon Dominic
Position: Founder

Spoiler: Agent no.1

Username: @MonCherry aka Lazy Unicorn
Strength: Lazy genius
Weakness: all of them
Random Fact: Squidward-level clarinetist
Color: navy blue
Weapon of Choice: malfunctioning flamethrower
Theme Song: Girl's Day - Twinkle
Position: Weaponry Keyholder

Spoiler: Agent no.2

Username: itzybitzyblink aka Blonde Cobra
Strength: everyone loves me
Weakness: i am i massive flop
Random Fact: i am king julian of madagascar (don't touch my feet Mort)
Color: Green
Weapon of Choice: a baguette
Theme Song: Boombayah - Blackpink
Position: HR Personnel

 

[VillageIdiot]

Rule no.4
If you MAKE a mess,
clean it up.

 

[Ems]

I don't make the rules,
but I am required to enforce them.

 

[Ems]

what do we do exactly?

We are an operative organization full of secret agents who take on missions, projects, and office party favors.

(this is something just fun like people creating families here - i thought it'd be a cool and original idea if we were all secret agents under an "intelligence service" for KPS)

 

[VillageIdiot]

Application here or dm you?

 

[Ems]

Application here or dm you?

Here please!

 

[VillageIdiot]

Username: @MonCherry
Strength: Lazy genius
Weakness: all of them
Random Fact: Squidward-level clarinetist
Color: navy blue
Weapon of Choice: malfunctioning flamethrower
Theme Song:

 

[Ems]

Username: @MonCherry
Strength: Lazy genius
Weakness: all of them
Random Fact: Squidward-level clarinetist
Color: navy blue
Weapon of Choice: malfunctioning flamethrower
Theme Song:

Spoiler: Secret Response Enclosed

Code Name: Lazy Unicorn
Assigned Position: Weaponry Keyholder
You are in charge of the weapons that go in and out of the office. You are the designated keyholder for our most dangerous weapons when and if you decide it is necessary to launch them.

 

[Ems]

sounds cool, ill join


Username: itzybitzyblink
Strength: everyone loves me
Weakness: i am i massive flop
Random Fact: i am king julian of madagascar (don't touch my feet Mort)
Color: Green
Weapon of Choice: a baguette
Theme Song: Boombayah - Blackpink

Spoiler: SECRET RESPONSE ENCLOSED

Code Name: Blonde Cobra
Assigned Position: HR Personnel
You are the person that protects the company while understanding and enforcing laws to ensure a smooth running workplace. Like all works of labor, we have laws we must follow. You also handle complaints, hiring, and firing.

 

[lexus]

Interesting