Pick a food you don’t like…. (1 Viewer)

[Ahsoka]

And give a scary but logically flawed reason people shouldn’t eat it

For example: People shouldn’t eat mustard because over a hundred thousand people died from mustard gas in WW1

 

[lexus]

Tomato

 

[lexus]

And mustard is disgusting anyways

 

[athenaaa]

People shouldn’t eat mushrooms because it’s a fungus amd sometimes you can get toe fungus, therefore you have a foot fetish if you like mushrooms

 

[Ahsoka]

People shouldn’t eat mushrooms because it’s a fungus amd sometimes you can get toe fungus, therefore you have a foot fetish if you like mushrooms

I’m sold

 

[HelloGoodbyeDie]

oysters have black magic
that leaves your spirit wandering

 

[XZCZVSHZKAODJLWS]

PINEAPPLE because it breaks down and eats your PROTEINS it will END YOU

 

[Dreamer_of_Songs]

People shouldn’t eat octopus because they are an extremely intelligent, yet venomous creature that is likely to eat their own kind. It is basically cannibalism

 

[lexus]

Tomato

Wait I'm stupid I thought you were giving the reason why people shouldn't eat it

 

[Ahsoka]

Wait I'm stupid I thought you were giving the reason why people shouldn't eat it

Oh no Not enough brain cells working for me at this time of day for that

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Since mustard has been addressed I'll go with eggnog.

 

[uran]

Since mustard has been addressed I'll go with eggnog.

Egg = giving birth and nog = snog. Which means eggnog is making us horny so we will snog more and make more babies to rise the birth numbers and hence there will be more childen there will be more people spending more money for christmas and buy more eggnog

 

[Pirioca]

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[lexus]

Oh no Not enough brain cells working for me at this time of day for that

Okay fine. Tomatoes are red and so is satan, which makes them satanic. If you eat them you become satanic too