I am dying for tomorrow so I can pick up a book about cheese (1 Viewer)

[centen]

That sounds exciting! A whole book about cheese? I’d love to know what it covers—history, types, or maybe pairing tips?

Not quite! It's about "what if the moon were to turn into cheese" and then each chapter is from a different character or agency's perspective. So it opens with a space museum curator, but there's also NASA, physicists, religious groups, politicians, etc. It's both interesting to imagine how our world would react to such an event, and also just very entertaining.

 

[centen]

it's a cardbox WITHOUT any pink ribbons - it's not the hardest thing in the world lol

You know, saying such things makes you sound less diligent. And we agreed on ribbons. Plural now!!

 

[Selfmate]

You know, saying such things makes you sound less diligent. And we agreed on ribbons. Plural now!!

how ever will you be able to afford such things????

I thought your budget basically goes to DnD, tattoos, yarn and books about cheese - isn't that the reason we decided on cardboard in the first place???

 

[centen]

how ever will you be able to afford such things????

I thought your budget basically goes to DnD, tattoos, yarn and books about cheese - isn't that the reason we decided on cardboard in the first place???

That sounds like a question for my accountant... As soon as I find one.

 

[Selfmate]

That sounds like a question for my accountant... As soon as I find one.

probably why you're in this mess in the first place - lack of proper accounting
although I do have to query your mathematical abilities since you do work at a bank

 

[centen]

probably why you're in this mess in the first place - lack of proper accounting
although I do have to query your mathematical abilities since you do work at a bank

Well, I technically have a budget tracker, that I go "duly noted" to and then buy more yarn.

Though I haven't yet!! See how good I'm being?

 

[Selfmate]

Well, I technically have a budget tracker, that I go "duly noted" to and then buy more yarn.

Though I haven't yet!! See how good I'm being?

increased yarn ownership is inversely correlated to your life expectancy

 

[centen]

increased yarn ownership is inversely correlated to your life expectancy

So when I finish the kraken, you don't want to see it?

 

[Selfmate]

So when I finish the kraken, you don't want to see it?

Of course I do - I need to properly document what caused your death
unleash the kraken!!!

 

[centen]

Of course I do - I need to properly document what caused your death
unleash the kraken!!!

I'll let you know when it's here!!