Horse kicks tree, farts on dog, then runs away. (2 Viewers)

[Selfmate]

I came
I saw
I left

 

[StirFriedPanda]

I came
I saw
I left

WTB Selfmate a sense of humor.

 

[Selfmate]

WTB Selfmate a sense of humor.

Alas I focused so much on my aesthetic skills that last that I could only win Aesthetic Pro of the Year
I will try that much harder to win Comedian of the Year this time

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Alas I focused so much on my aesthetic skills that last that I could only win Aesthetic Pro of the Year
I will try that much harder to win Comedian of the Year this time

You've won nothing. I see no awards; therefore they do not exist.

 

[Selfmate]

You've won nothing. I see no awards; therefore they do not exist.

1. pandas might not be known for the memory abillities
2. try using your imagination

 

[uran]

my daddy issues say i should root for selfie on this 1vs1 but him trying to take my next comedian of the year title that i have been denied rudely makes me want to root for the pesky panda

 

[Selfmate]

my daddy issues say i should root for selfie on this 1vs1 but him trying to take my next comedian of the year title that i have been denied rudely makes me want to root for the pesky panda

are you saying the panda is MY competition?

that's like telling my eight year old son to go play a tennis match against Roger Federer

 

[uran]

are you saying the panda is MY competition?

that's like telling my eight year old son to go play a tennis match against Roger Federer

I would say so watching him attack the youngins is hilarious and going at him brings joy to many of our hearts
he is very lovable even if he is perfect example of an tsundere
he also is an panda which are chinese and you are chinese, you are old and he is old, you have children he has moguri......

 

[Selfmate]

I would say so watching him attack the youngins is hilarious and going at him brings joy to many of our hearts
he is very lovable even if he is perfect example of an tsundere
he also is an panda which are chinese and you are chinese, you are old and he is old, you have children he has moguri......

I'm his zookeeper
if he doesn't behave we limit the amount of bamboo he gets

 

[uran]

I'm his zookeeper
if he doesn't behave we limit the amount of bamboo he gets

thats an snickers ad just waiting to happen

 

[StirFriedPanda]

he has moguri......

Wait, are you saying I'm @Moguri s father?! i dont recall having sex with a cat...

 

[uran]

Wait, are you saying I'm @Moguri s father?! i dont recall having sex with a cat...

Im saying she is your child

 

[Selfmate]

thats an snickers ad just waiting to happen

context? lol
maybe the snickers ads down under are somewhat different

 

[uran]

I'm his zookeeper
if he doesn't behave we limit the amount of bamboo he gets

I would recommend neutering him also

 

[uran]

context? lol
maybe the snickers ads down under are somewhat different

I see he already had an cameo on one

 

[Selfmate]

I would recommend neutering him also

doesn't really matter since the panda doesn't do much copulation

 

[uran]

doesn't really matter since the panda doesn't do much copulation

They also need all the help they cn get to even do it right
the more i see pandas the more amazed i am they have survived so long

 

[Selfmate]

They also need all the help they cn get to even do it right
the more i see pandas the more amazed i am they have survived so long

which is why they are now a protected species and a national treasure

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Im saying she is your child

Thats what I said... I think we need to review your reading comprehension...

 

[uran]

Thats what I said... I think we need to review your reading comprehension...

omg i just realized what you meant
im pretty not smart