The Tale of a Nail (1 Viewer)

[iAbad]

Okay so I just locked my bathroom door while I’m outside for the second time now. First time I successfully used my dusty toolkit and unlocked it. This time I failed and ended up breaking the door.


Yes my bathroom door now has a hole in it which is sad but I also broke a nail during the whole ordeal which is sadder.


Moral of the story? I don’t know, mayby don’t get mad at the door for your own insufficiency? Don’t break it by hitting it with your body cuz your body won’t be so amused after? Don’t let the little wood stuff get into your eyes if your door is an old one? And finally, stop failing life.

Any life-failing stories you want to share?

 

[Ahsoka]

I have no stories to share because Im perfect and never mess up

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And totally not because I mess up so much it all blends together

 

[Skinnny]

Ok so I was just swinging back and forth on my chair while eating cereal. My mom told me to stop doing that cuz I'll fall but since I was feeling sassy, I decided to ignore her.
After almost 3 seconds of ignoring her, the chair lost it's balance and did a cartwheel with me, the chair hit the glass window causing it to crack and the cereal was all over the sofa while I was all over the floor.

 

[Belgizen]

Breaking a nail is the saddest thing ever :'(
RIP nail

 

[iAbad]

I have no stories to share because Im perfect and never mess up

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And totally not because I mess up so much it all blends together

Ah so perfect~

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I feel you, sometimes it’s all a big messy blur

 

[iAbad]

Ok so I was just swinging back and forth on my chair while eating cereal. My mom told me to stop doing that cuz I'll fall but since I was feeling sassy, I decided to ignore her.
After almost 3 seconds of ignoring her, the chair lost it's balance and did a cartwheel with me, the chair hit the glass window causing it to crack and the cereal was all over the sofa while I was all over the floor.

Moms see the future
That was a tragic story, I hope the floor was okay :llama_eyes:

 

[iAbad]

Breaking a nail is the saddest thing ever :'(
RIP nail

It will be missed, thank you

 

[Belgizen]

It will be missed, thank you

Will it be buried or cremated?

 

[iAbad]

Will it be buried or cremated?

Flushed.

 

[Ahsoka]

Flushed.

What an honorable death

 

[iAbad]

What an honorable death

Exactly, it was a nail well deserving of the most honorable ceremony there is.

 

[Belgizen]

Flushed.

Awww
at least give it to science

 

[Kaikat]

Ok so I was just swinging back and forth on my chair while eating cereal. My mom told me to stop doing that cuz I'll fall but since I was feeling sassy, I decided to ignore her.
After almost 3 seconds of ignoring her, the chair lost it's balance and did a cartwheel with me, the chair hit the glass window causing it to crack and the cereal was all over the sofa while I was all over the floor.

I wish i was there to witness it

 

[Skinnny]

I wish i was there to witness it

It was not a pleasant sight

 

[Kaikat]

It was not a pleasant sight

Already imagined the whole scene anyways hahah:kermit: