If everyone spoke to you the way you spoke to your pets... (1 Viewer)

Suzy · 1 June 2020

What would the most common terms/sentences you would hear?

Me:
1. I love you so much my Angel baby
3. How can you be so adorable?
4. WHY arrrrre yOoOou soooo beautiful?
5. I JUST CAN'T HANDLE YOU, YOU'RE JUST TOO CUTE
6. You're driving me crazy !!!!

I mean, at least we would all feel loved.

Suzy · 1 June 2020

I also make a lot of weird noises at him like: arrrrrrghhhghghgh you'reee tooooo cuteeeee rarararar I wanna eat you
And it's all in a creepy baby voice. I think I would genuinely be creeped out if someone spoke to me the way I spoke to my cats because I ALWAYS speak in a baby voice LOL. I mean, I would feel touched but after a while it would start getting really weird.

kodoku · 1 June 2020

I call my cat poo

blueberries · 1 June 2020

For me it would be just incoherent words repeated with extremely annoying voice

Belgizen · 1 June 2020

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR NOT RUNNING AWAY BABY
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIRL
CALM DOWN GIRL NO NEED TO RUSH

(that's how I talk to my horse, yes, she runs away when I try to get her from the meadow and need to bribe her with cookies)

Suzy · 1 June 2020

kodoku said:
I call my cat poo

YIKES. Imagine everyone calling you poo

NeoSquare said:
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR NOT RUNNING AWAY BABY
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIRL
CALM DOWN GIRL NO NEED TO RUSH

(that's how I talk to my horse, yes, she runs away when I try to get her from the meadow and need to bribe her with cookies)

HORSE'S EAT COOKIES?
Your horse sounds ADORABLE!

Suzy · 1 June 2020

Darth_berries said:
For me it would be just incoherent words repeated with extremely annoying voice

Lol yep I definitely relate to this. I feel like all of my human communications would just be people muttering random, incoherent words in a high squeal-y voice. It would get annoying real fast lol.

Also this thread made me realise why my cats hate me so much

blueberries · 1 June 2020

Darth_17 said:
Lol yep I definitely relate to this. I feel like all of my human communications would just be people muttering random, incoherent words in a high squeal-y voice. It would get annoying real fast lol.

Also this thread made me realise why my cats hate me so much

I think my dogs reaction towards me is mostly: Wtf? Is she okay?

Suzy · 1 June 2020

Darth_berries said:
I think my dogs reaction towards me is mostly: Wtf? Is she okay?

Lol at least he's not rejecting you. Every time I try to kiss my older cat, he literally lifts his paw and pushes my face away. He also always glares at me. And I'm not even joking but he seriously rolls his eyes whenever I talk to him. He's so sick of me.
My little boy (a.k.a my devil cat) hates me even more though. I read that cats wag their tail every time they're annoyed and literally, all I have to say is his name for him to wag his tail. He also hisses at me or scratches me whenever I touch him for more than 1 minute straight. I don't even know why I love these ungrateful bumbums so much. They're so mean to me.

Maybe I should get a dog. I feel like they're more grateful.

blueberries · 1 June 2020

Darth_17 said:
Lol at least he's not rejecting you. Every time I try to kiss my older cat, he literally lifts his paw and pushes my face away. He also always glares at me. And I'm not even joking but he seriously rolls his eyes whenever I talk to him. He's so sick of me.
My little boy (a.k.a my devil cat) hates me even more though. I read that cats wag their tail every time they're annoyed and literally, all I have to say is his name for him to wag his tail. He also hisses at me or scratches me whenever I touch him for more than 1 minute straight. I don't even know why I love these ungrateful bumbums so much. They're so mean to me.

Maybe I should get a dog. I feel like they're more grateful.

Dogs are definitely more patient with you xd Cats let you know immediately when they have had enough and want to be alone.

Belgizen · 1 June 2020

Darth_17 said:
HORSE'S EAT COOKIES?
Your horse sounds ADORABLE!

YES THERE ARE SPECIAL COOKIES
I have these but also in a round version but with apple taste
We also have circles with different tastes

There are also pots with lollipops or candy (lick-it) for them.
We use the lollipop-ish treats for our older horses as they both have respiratory problems (they're mint-eucalyptus taste and helps them to open up the air ways)

She is adorable except when you try to take her from the meadow. She runs away and bucks at you and you need to hide your gear

honeyfornomoney · 1 June 2020

I have birds so I just whistle at them lmao

Ahsoka · 1 June 2020

You're so beautiful.
Why are you so cute?
Vikki, pillow.
Wow you actually listened.
Why are you so dumb?

My dog doesn't like listening, she swapped brains for beauty