How loud do you sneeze (1 Viewer)

[maruberry]

its not satisfying when im trying to not neeze loudly in public but if i close my mouth it feels like my throat is getting torn out of my body

now im just imagining u having a staring contest with a lamp

I HAVE had staring contests with lamps lmao, bcs sometimes they ARE bright enough to make me sneeze, but often not.... Which can lead to.... staring competitions....

 

[daesuki]

I HAVE had staring contests with lamps lmao, bcs sometimes they ARE bright enough to make me sneeze, but often not.... Which can lead to.... staring competitions....

why do you sound more and more like a cat is your inner animal (like those quotev quizzes) the more i get to know you

 

[maruberry]

why do you sound more and more like a cat is your inner animal (like those quotev quizzes) the more i get to know you

When you put it that way, you might just be right!
Dogs > cats though

 

[daesuki]

When you put it that way, you might just be right!
Dogs > cats though

I prefer cats llike 0.5% more than dogs unless the dog is a samoyed or pomerinian

but dogs are great

 

[maruberry]

I prefer cats llike 0.5% more than dogs unless the dog is a samoyed or pomerinian

but dogs are great

My dog is an A grade breedless mongrel and he is the absolute best
He is like 14 (Basically ancient for a big dog) and still the sweetest thing ever

 

[daesuki]

My dog is an A grade breedless mongrel and he is the absolute best
He is like 14 (Basically ancient for a big dog) and still the sweetest thing ever

i have never met him so cats are still >

 

[Chungha]

I sound muffled when I sneeze, like a moo. It isn’t quiet but I could pass as a cow from far away

 

[maruberry]

i have never met him so cats are still >

I mea sure, still dogs are objectively superior!
No dog has tries to push me out of my place of sleep, meanwhile I have met multiple cats who tried that!

I have had a dog bite me and I STILL prefer them over cats! Cats are just bitches, meanwhile dogs are just loyal.

 

[daesuki]

I sound muffled when I sneeze, like a moo. It isn’t quiet but I could pass as a cow from far away

a moo

 

[daesuki]

I mea sure, still dogs are objectively superior!
No dog has tries to push me out of my place of sleep, meanwhile I have met multiple cats who tried that!

I have had a dog bite me and I STILL prefer them over cats! Cats are just bitches, meanwhile dogs are just loyal.

cats are bitches but cats are cute bitches

 

[maruberry]

cats are bitches but cats are cute bitches

Meanwhile dogs are just cute with no downsides

 

[daesuki]

Meanwhile dogs are just cute with no downsides

all the dogs hate me fore some reasons except samoyeds and pomerinians they jsut bark at me 100% of the time

 

[maruberry]

all the dogs hate me fore some reasons except samoyeds and pomerinians they jsut bark at me 100% of the time

You gotta approach them right! AT one point in my life I was actually kinda scared of dogs I didn't know, but the whole thing with them is that you have to like THEM first! They can smell fear and uneasiness and that will make them feel uneasy as well!

 

[daesuki]

You gotta approach them right! AT one point in my life I was actually kinda scared of dogs I didn't know, but the whole thing with them is that you have to like THEM first! They can smell fear and uneasiness and that will make them feel uneasy as well!

but i love them i will work on my dating sim "charm" skill

 

[maruberry]

but i love them i will work on my dating sim "charm" skill

Then I dunno what it is about you.... I've met one dog who didn't like me (Who also ended up biting me ad being the reason I was afraid of dogs for a bit) and that was bcs he had been in a fight with MY dog quite recently and didn't take well to me smelling like him

 

[daesuki]

Then I dunno what it is about you.... I've met one dog who didn't like me (Who also ended up biting me ad being the reason I was afraid of dogs for a bit) and that was bcs he had been in a fight with MY dog quite recently and didn't take well to me smelling like him

they know im a cat person by 0.5%

 

[Wingfrost]

Hmm maybe around 5/10. It sounds like I’m choking on something before letting out a ‘normal’ sneeze

 

[SHlNEE]

loud enough

 

[honeyfornomoney]

idk about me but my dad's ones could bring a house down

LMAO there isn't a dad that sneezes at an acceptable volume
And my sneeze is quiet

 

[DrowningFishy]

I've been told my first sneeze is a really dainty sneeze 2/5. Lord knows how many times people turned to me after I sneezed and asked what the heck was that. If I sneeze chances are it's a no hold barge wake the house type sneeze 6/5. Unless I am driving then in quoting my frequent passenger "it sounds like your having a seizure".