Let's run our own business. I communicate better online than in person. I'm a complete social-anxiety wreck. Even talking to my best irl I would stutter and slur my words. I'm such a slop. I should've been born as a platypus.
Aww, I just wanna protecc you. We'd be the best partners n' crime...
I've groomed her dog multiple times and she said he looked great every time. But apparently her teenage daughter looks like spaghetti after his groom.
Like- okay I'll do my best to make him a lasagna transformation. Dafuq.
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