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Please save Earth from these thots. She deserves better. :yolk:

:sanapray: I could eat salmon for days.

You: *spots employee staring at you* You: Testing the product. Good day, sir.

Wish I could say the same. I’m worried I might break it tho.

:wimwim:

How you gonna say you eat a lot but then only eat one meal a day... :wimwim: It’s better to eat smaller portions and snack between meals so you don’t scarf down everything later.

Visits the scale shop twice a year.

Are you trying to gain weight?

Tiny! Yet, that sounds reasonable to only weigh yourself once a week.

I don’t think you’d need to do it that often. Maybe once in the morning and at night?

What’s a reasonable amount of times to step on the scale? When does it start becoming unhealthy? I know that you can easily become obsessed with checking your weight to see if you’ve lost anything. It gets even worse though if you don’t OR you find yourself gaining more weight. What are some...

Just after breakfast, snacks and supper. :junweary: Gimmie the sugar, hold the cavities.

Do you ever exercise?

Thots on global warming. :wimwim: There are even global warming thots? No wonder everything’s gone to shit.

Yeah...no.

Get outta here cook! I’m the master chef. Hehehe.

Omg. That’s way too big. :haylul: I have simple tastes. Smol and cozy. I’ll have an spare bedroom for visitors.

I hated all the jobs I used to work at. People were assholes and I always felt under-appreciated. Thankfully I’ve got a job now where everyone is grateful for what I do and treat me with respect.

To buy a smol, cute house with a big ass backyard for my pets.