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So we are friends outside of work but tonight we were at a work dinner. So my birthday is around the corner and she goes and talks to the waitress about doing a surprise for me. I had no idea about any of this. As I go to grab another plate from the buffet, apparently this was when she went and...

And instead of getting furniture like your average person, I got these:

So much pretty stuff there but here is what I got :pepeclap:

Screw nausea :pandamad:

Romantic and platonic love are applicable :pepeclap:

I perfer fake because we have had the same fake one for my entire life and have a family member who is quite allergic to pine trees

And I will share whatever song aligns with that number on my Spotify Wrapped playlist :pepeclap:

Are there any surprises? :wimwim:

Did I tell you guys about how I thought I was being followed today? Turned out it was just my shadow :lisalaugh:

Imagine if idols had photocards where instead of their faces - its their feet. But like not all albums will have feet - just random ones. Is that a gamble you’re willing to take? :lisalaugh:

Versus shredding it yourself. I taste no difference - am I the weird one? :wimwim:

I’m curious to see if it’s as obvious as I think it is :sanapray:

…. To Phantom by WayV cause I’m OBSESSED :soob:

So basically there was a squirrel in a tree licking out one of those chicken nugget sauce containers from McDonalds. The sauce in question: spicy buffalo. It left the container and everything on the ground. That squirrel is gonna have the shits so bad :soob:

4 days a week for me

And if you still have it, can I steal it? :pepeclap:

Ten and Xiaojun :pepeclap: I WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR THESE MEN /hj

We are doing one this Sunday at my work - we are going to a Chinese buffet and I’m excited :pikahappy:

And now I had to go looking for thread and do it myself :wimwim: