I have no money, no bitches, no car, no job, no jams, no money, no house, no record deal, no fame, no will to live, no health, no power, no love but im fine :uwu:
How is you sweet thang
I choose my hotel based on if they include breakfast. Saves me so much since i can stuff my face at the morning so the hunger wont attack me before 5pm again. Whole day to explore without thinking about food :letitfry:
Yes i have :maheart: i felt like an 16th century domestic god slaving for my king who secretly whiskes me every night right next door to our queen :snatched:
And yes i will be killed for it but he will never have whipped cream whisked as good as mine ever again :joyslay:
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