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Thank you so much Mirella my Sweetheart- I appreciate the good wishes. Mortie better be good to you too, I'm watching this one closely. :pandacop:

And who knows, we might be reincarnated as something amazing and being murdered by each other won't even matter! LOL. :pandaroll:

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You are in school and you have responsibilities, that's more important my Love. Thank you for being concerned about me. I'm sore and swollen and very horrible looking right now. It was super hard to sleep- I kept rolling over and my head was touching the bed. Ouch. I tried to grab a empty...

Well that's just plain rude. Expect the country version of Ring Ding Dong to hit your inbox in a minute. SWEET HOME SOUTH KOREA, WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE.... :pandaroll:

I was waiting for awful taste in music and wrestlers as well. You got off easy Rahul lmao. :llama_tea:

Okay great thank you Mortie, now reading this made me laugh really hard which hurt the upper part of my head. 1000 being a purely arbitrary number you settled on of course lol.

Thank you Mortie- looking like my face was just tenderized with a meat mallet isn't a good look.

You both can kiss my fuckin' ass.

I didn't want you to worry Sweetheart but yeah, I'm a bit of a mess right now. Lots of blood and had to get stitches in my head. I've got a vertical gash near my left eye socket. Try not to freak out, I'm fine. :llama_lovely:

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4 PLEASE LET US WIN- MY HEAD IS SPLIT OPEN AND I AM VERY SORE. :pandasad:

I went to do the most benign thing- I tried to grab an empty bottle of shampoo from the shelf in the shower. I lost my footing on the tile floor and just went down, smashing my head against the side of the tub. When I got up, my hands were covered with blood. I've reached in there 1000 times...

What Mortie, the fight with that girl or my head injury today?

Mass consumption and a push over? LOL I've been to jail after nearly beating a chick to death when she threw a gay slur at my friend. Um... it bled a lot and I had to get a couple of stitches. Doesn't hurt though and I was cleared of a concussion after being x-rayed.

I will help to unflop this thread. Be somewhat nice though, I went to the hospital today after splitting my head open. :llama_tea: