Go to Walmart. Buy bread and laxatives. Crush up the laxatives. Sprinkle them over the bread. Break up the bread and lay them all over a parking lot where pigeons frequent. This will cause the pigeons to violently shit on all the cars. Meanwhile you’re sitting at the exit of the parking lot with...
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