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nvm looked it up pfft lol

okay but what?? what does 'defenestrate' mean??

dude that's like, instant cripple momentum. if not me, it's them. also, okay, i suppose i'll just let my fate stay...and maybe in the process forget to tell taeyong how cool you and doyoung are...

what like, surprise my five beautiful husbands, now C atCh mE pLs

well, to be fair, you kinda just wanted to toss me out a very high building but i suppose you deserve some credit, since talk about weddings in the first place is bc of u

actually not the worst way to go out :dab: oh but there's so many options too if not kai's abs, hoseok's jawline, lucas's existence, namjoon's hands, woozi's smile, etc i'm actually kinda stoked for this whole window shenanigan

guess i'll just pray my 5 husbands either catch me or break my fall

sweet lord why me :naeunstare:

w a i t a s e c o n d how many floors are there-

that's wholesome enough for me D E A L

:ilovebread: how sweet, does that mean i get to crash your wedding too? or weddings, considering Doyoung also exists lol oh god wait, that means you'd also have to crash my weddings with Lucas, Kai, and Hoseok too

you still haven't explained why you would object at the wedding and literally what is going on i'm so confuzzled now

who are you referring to, me or jelly??

okay, that sounds weird in retrospect, in short, i mean, i'll help you fight mean beans if they bother you.

:worry: what

:sadcat: guess i'll just go cry over joon now then peace-

lmao i was referencing to puppies in an offhand way, i didn't call you a ones lol also, how am i to heccin know what you guys' spirit animals are?

well, yes lmao strange how humans can perceive those same social structures even indirectly. it's interesting. but if someone bothers you otherwise, i wanna help. i don't like the idea of someone being pushy with you guys although i know you care for yourselves and such

she is very snippy, almost cat-like, but does she really dislike that? interesting *taking notes increases*

yeah, it's like a quiet kind of pressure so i won't judge you lol