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Good: Getting half price at the thrift stores on Seniors Day. Bad: The concept of a "routine colonoscopy".

I gave up the religion but people still shove the holiday into my face. Please advise.

I got Black Lab but need to figure out what to change to become a Black Cat.

:pepelook:

I'm watching Stephen Colbert right now. I'll watch Wednesday if/when I get another offer for a free month of Netflix.

Comfortable with a nod to fashion.

Cold

I live mountain-adjacent but would prefer to live close enough to the beach to get there, but far enough away that any storms wouldn't affect me.

No. I was so happy when gift bags first hit the market.

I ordered a mystery box and received a set of king-size sheets, which I think will work for my brother and sister-in-law. I'm going to order my dad's fruitcake after payday.

Gaining weight, which they would refer to as either an "attitude scandal" or "medical issues".

Mid-August; I had gastritis and ended up in the hospital.

:lucastwerk:

Then Psy has the perfect Christmas song for you: it doesn't mention Christmas at all.

Stronger voices, no matter the sex of the performer.

Did they even print 100,000 copies?

A place to exist where I don't have to hear (a) Christmas music or (b) my dad's favorite political commentators ranting about the alleged "war on Christmas".

Should I make a gif of Psy's move in the chorus of Now?

Not right now. I'm my parents' only caregiver.

I considered KTEENZ because I like experimental music, but I refuse to acknowledge the existence of one of their members and don't understand how your app put a 44-year-old in a group with the word TEENZ in the name.