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Slickpoo Idaho Dickshooter Idaho In California the town of Taft used to be named Moron (Yes, only morons live there). They changed the name in the hopes that President Taft would visit the town (He did!).

Not intentionally...

3 days worth of scrambled eggs for breakfast burritos.

That's pretty much it. Natalie wood died the year I was born in a very sus boating accident with Henry Winkler and Robert wagner.

Like when you go to get a drink. Get junk food and remember you were thirsty when you get back to your room...

Idiot when. Your get out a bowl, crack nine eggs in it and then realize you got out a strainer... This is why I don't cook.... :nekosweat: :facepalm::pandaleave:

An overdose on viagra? I hate riddles... :runrunrun:

Wow did you just date yourself.:sanathink::haylul:

Maple breakfast sausage. It's how breakfast sausage is supposed to be! :susPepe:

:icgyu: :umwhat::sanathink::haylul: You ask weird questions... :TechiNod:

I wrote you a wonderful poem! :umwhat: :catslap:

I love ferrets, I wish I had the energy for them. Thanks :excitedcat:

If applies were red:umwhat: and you were dead.:magikarp: Your life hung by a thread:pepeslippy: breaking, not falling in bed.:dying: The lesson you are so sweetly teaching everyone?:explodepepe: Don't knit your own bungee cord. :icgyu:

It's all fun and games until a robot vacuumed becomes sentient, builds and army and enslaves humanity.... guess you'll learn to like vacuuming then... :nekosweat:

Yeah, you asked if I believed I. Reincarnation. I said no but wouldn't mind being reincarnated as IU'S dog.

@Once

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Screaming at 100MPH toward an electrical sub station. Oops, not my question.

Take some benedryl and Meletonin

I like vacuuming, I find it calming.