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Same, so you can't trust them.

She's literally paid to like JYP...

They would die if they found out about me. And as for ugly people up front. Ugly and older usually means you have a better job. I can buy a better ticket. And I will thanks!

Your in luck, it wasn't me. I didn't want to marry you anyways.

Hmmm........ Didn't you just say not to lie? :jisoono:

Have I finally made you happy?

I approve of your joke. I wish I had thought of it.

I'll perform a comedy routine, but I bet I'm the only one that would find it funny.

What if it was me?

:facepalm: It's the largest fan in the world... I'm even failing at dad jokes...

Sometimes love requires sacrifice! :pikagun: :chickill::annoyedgun::pandasmash:

Sith don't have Padawans....

And if someone shoots you in the head with a shot gun I guarantee it wasn't lack of oxygen to your brain that killed you.

Give the coroner a break, you want him to write that on ever death certificate!? He went through the same school doctors go through to learn how to save people and he just looks at their failures. He needs something to do!

Look at me, flexing my spidey knowledge!!!!!!!!!! :haylul:

Black widow venom is similar to the chemical in your body that tells your muscles to contract. It's not actually that deadly. It's very painful because at it's worst it tells your muscles to contract but your body doesn't know how to tell them to let go. Most of the time treatment is...

The coroner would list it as contributing to your death but not the main cause. If it triggers a heart attack or stroke then that is listed as the cause of death.

Yeah, those are amazing legs.

If you manage to turn her then I truly was a failure... :susPepe::jenniecry: