"I can't with you"
"You/I know full well"
"fixing/fixin' to" (no, I'm not from Texas lol I am from the south, though)
"wait just a cotton pickin' minute" (another southern thing that never left me)
"Ow! Goddammit!"
"y'all" (southern thing #3)
"bestie"
"ah, much better"
"I love *insert thing...