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I stare into a mirror and is that my demon staring back at me or me looking at my demon!!!!

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go ahead make my day MA'AM lol if you didn't already know I'm generally a happy go lucky person so nothing much really phases me well I am short like an oompa loompa so monopoly man would probably be an apt description lol

I gave it a listen and it's not really my cup of tea

you can certainly try but it actually takes a lot to get to me lol it's an expression like sir and madam picture selfmate wearing a hat and tipping it and saying good day ma'am lol

no probs I can't remember but I think I actually heard SHE's version first then discovered that it was a remake of the BS song

no thanks if interpol and the entire SK police force couldn't get me I doubt you could lol

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ASGGAGASFET???? are you doubting my trustworthiness???? I never...I bid thee good day ma'am!!!

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small world same!!! have you heard the SHE (Taiwanese girl group) version of it?

if you don't want to tell him directly make up a story about mouth wash or mouth hygiene or something randomly throw in the topic of mouth wash vs gum or something through "hey I was having a conversation with my friend and we were debating which one works better mouth wash vs gum - what are...

wait isn't their court case still happening or has it finished yet? has there been an outcome?

well it's true you have to trust me!!! and selfmate is 1000% trustworthy

I thought it was a euphemism at first but no it's really just a big cauliflower

never eat your favorite condiment for the rest of your life? I guess it's probably me but I've never been a big condiments type of person

you want receipts huh? I could if I weren't so lazy next time my friend lol

is this from uhhh...putting up all your numerous posters on the roof?

where's @sassysasa when you need them