not fiction

It begins with a lucente eclipse. The eclipse has a strange effect on what appears to be a warped dead tree in the middle of a wasteland. The tree springs out of the ground and grows into a tall dark figure with flaming eyebrows. The figure states: "Once again I am free to smite the...

One day I woke up in a desert. It was the sixth time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously worried, I backhanded a dull pencil, thinking it would make me feel better (but as usual, it did not). Giggling like schoolgirl, I realized that my beloved @iPad was missing! Immediately I called my...