shrek

It might be a surprise to you, but I haven't read this book. And I never will. In this book, Shrek is called... Beck... and Fiona is Liona... The synopsis: When Liona stumbles upon Beck, the ogre's, trap and becomes his prisoner, she's determined to get away. But it doesn't take long for...

... but the only one, I could think of was Shrek...

because he has 3 children. and yes, he is also very hot~~ especially on my sig I'm so jealous of Fiona.

I was only being on Pinterest, searching for a Shrek picture and then...

No more doughnuts. (like doughnuts are so un-fashionable now a days) Now Shrek has become the ninth member of ATEEZ. And he is an outlaw. I just thought Shrek would fit well with that concept photo....

they wanted you to go on a date with them at a restaurant. And then when you arrive inside the restaurant, they are sitting there in a Shrek costume. And they order onion soup. How would you react? I would have said "Dang it, I should have worn a green dress." Well... I wouldn't mind...

Well... Shrek + one of my favourite fashion historian on YouTube = perfection and yup, I watch a lot of fashion history stuff on YouTube. And well... I am actually a bit interested in medieval stuff now a days, or at least more like royalty in medieval times, even though I'm a peasant.

well... I found this random picture on Pinterest....

His Thigh Rick Astley and Shrek are sitting on the couch together, watching a documentary about Welsh sheep. Rick looks at the ogre seductively. Shrek starts looking at Rick too. Then Rick caresses his thigh. The ogre's cheeks turn pink and his heart flutters from the touch. "Shrek..." Rick...

Just kidding, but that person is a good singer.

In Love With An Ogre The goose and her roommate, Seonghwa, are sitting on the couch in her living room, watching a cooking show on TV, where a cook is making onion soup. The onions makes the goose think about when she was at the grocery store yesterday. She was at the fruits and vegetables...

Well... changed the way I see that song lol and yes, I know this is a reference to "I'm 14 and I find this deep"

... you go to the living room and see this lying on their couch. Well.... I would cuddle with it, just kidding.

... that Shrek was originally going to have a Canadian accent?

... was dating Shrek? Well... if Seonghwa was dating Shrek, I wouldn't mind.

Or at least in the Danish dub version. For some reason they decided to translate "ogre" into "trold". But because I wasn't that good at Danish back then, I thought the Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2 called Shrek a "tolv", which means "twelve". (yes, he is a 12/10, just kidding) And before I was...

Well... Jongho is handsome too, so three very handsome men. Yes, Seonghwa and Shrek are actually dating, because they are wearing similar clothes, and I wish I was dating these two too. And now I can't unsee this either...

I was realizing how well the NCT Sticker teasers matched that Shrek picture, and then...