Ads Don't Understand Me (1 Viewer)

[Emanresu]

Ads Don't Understand Me


I spend half my waking hours watching stuff like this.

Retired Gfycat media FilthyFatAmethystgemclam

And this is what Mr. Ad Network dishes me.

🤔

Come now Mr Ad.

The closest I've ever come to gambling was when I played the slots in Celadon City in Pokemon!

And a blonde bombshell?

I mean.... I'm not exactly opposed to blonde bombshells.... But let's be real here.

Everybody knows that ain't my zip code.


Hell I'm easy to target.

You all look at my YouTube history.

You'll see.


Slap Irene with cute cat ears in your phone ad. Hell I'll buy it.

Want me to buy makeup products even though I don't use them?

Have Yoona aegyo while applying wondrous foundation.

Put Seolhyun on a surfboard or Tzuyu in a flower dress.

Anything but this miscalculation.

Alas.

:pandaroll:




Do ads target you well?

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

No it'll take random shit I searched and run with that instead of the things I usually watch...

 

[Panda]

I have gotten ads about sleeping pills even though I never looked them up ever. I guess my algorithm thinks I need them cause I'm awake at like 2-3 am lmao

 

[Emanresu]

No it'll take random shit I searched and run with that instead of the things I usually watch...

What kind of crazy are you watching? Those weird satisfaction videos where they cut through soda bottles with hot knifes?

 

[Emanresu]

I have gotten ads about sleeping pills even though I never looked them up ever. I guess my algorithm thinks I need them cause I'm awake at like 2-3 am lmao

It's being a good parent for you.

Panda now it's time for bed!

 

[Jimimis]

Google totally gets me All my ads are yaoi

 

[Emanresu]

Google totally gets me All my ads are yaoi

Lol. I'm jealous.

Not of the yaoi. But the Google fanservice.

 

[Jimimis]

Lol. I'm jealous.

Not of the yaoi. But the Google fanservice.

Be jealous of the yaoi I get some great content

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

What kind of crazy are you watching? Those weird satisfaction videos where they cut through soda bottles with hot knifes?

Bruh no LOL

I can't say it without probably offending people LOL

 

[Emanresu]

Bruh no LOL

I can't say it without probably offending people LOL

Oh shoot the tea.

:oof_tea:

 

[Emanresu]

@DrewB

Seolhyun aegyo above if interested.